Thursday, May 10, 2007

Media Hors D'Oevres



If David Gest *allegedly* got his ass kicked by Liza Minnelli, good luck in trying to "stick my tongue in the gap where (Amy Winehouse's) tooth is missing." (Stereogum)

Beleagured Katie Couric goes on the offensive (USAToday)

White House staff blasts Congressional media leakers of Tuesday's "frank" talk with House Moderates. Bush, you see, doesn't have to run for re-election. (TheHill)

Is HuffPo a neutral zone for punchy bloggers to settle their scores? First, all-around namedropping dickface Eric Alterman aired out his feud with Ana Marie Cox, now Johnathan Alter finds his panties in a bunch over Mike Reed and Radar. (HuffPo)

Eddie Murphy set to star in a remake of "Fantasy Island"? Is that the film where Scary Spice's DNA test reveals that he is not the father? (Hollywood Reporter)

Gallerist "Go-go Gagosian" was so 1985; For the new milennial Art dealer, think: "Greasy Bear" (PageSixxies)

Intrepid journo Ana Marie Cox gets into the Time Magazine 100 Party; texts those who would oppose her: "Ha!" (Jossip)

Master of the Universe Steve Jobs saucily silences a particularly unworshipful shareholder, dismissing him like a cosmic force against a gnat. (Valleywag)

"Narciso is about subtlety, not strong gesture, and he does work that’s quietly subversive and polished," says Claire Danes, the sharp-featured hussy who stole Marie-Louise Parker's "boo" while she was 7 -months preggers. (Fashionweekdaily)

Gloriously Evil Presidential aspiran t Mitt Romney puts and end to the polygamish "Big Love" chatter. On "60 Minutes." To Mike Wallace. (Drudgie-Poo)

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