Heather Mills, High End Escort



Love is blind, but we always thought that Stella McCartney, who famously didn't stay for the entirety of her father's wedding, was privy to some secret info.

Adnan Khashoggi, the oily arms dealer and significant 80s cultural artifact (think: Greed-is-Good) who has been known to give massive tips to his, ehr, "escorts," apparently had a very special "business relationship" (Averted Gaze) with Paul McCartney's soon-to-be-ex, Heather Mills. Eew. According to the extremely downmarket NewsoftheWorld:

"The News of the World can reveal the secret vice past of Sir Paul McCartney's wife Heather.

"In an investigation spanning Europe and the Middle East we have tracked down the former high-class hooker who partnered her for an orgy in London's Dorchester Hotel�and later became convinced that Heather's bisexual games weren't just an act for her kinky clients.

"In sworn affidavits we have evidence from the private secretary who paid Heather for pleasuring his billionaire master."

We are riveted tot he tube:

"Her secret sex games with international arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi took place in Spain's Marbella and at the Lanesborough, Hilton, Dorchester and Grosvenor House hotels in London's Mayfair.

"She was paid amounts totalling �2,000 in sterling plus another 8,000 US dollars�currently about �4,400. But this was just a fraction of a secret fortune she amassed.

"Heather earned a further �1,000 for a foursome with two other escort girls and an Arab prince at the Dorchester on London's Park Lane.

"A former escort girl named Petrina Montrose, who joined Heather for the Dorchester hotel orgy, told the News of the World: "Heather was a familiar face in our business.

More:

""One of my duties was to look after Mr Khashoggi's guests, which would include looking after vice girls who were invited to see him. One was Heather Mills, who I know had sex with him on a number of occasions in return for money.

"I recall that one of those occasions was in Marbella where Mr Khashoggi has a villa. It was summer time and it would have been around 1988, I believe.

"Miss Mills, as she then was, was booked to attend a party with another lady. I arranged their flight tickets from London and met them personally when they arrived. I had arranged for accommodation at a hotel near Mr Khashoggi's estate.

"Mr Khashoggi's parties were always splendid affairs. At that gathering, I seem to remember, was the film star George Hamilton."




Skank you very much, George. (image via wohba)

The oily skank-meter is off the charts!

"I informed Mr Khashoggi that his guests had arrived. He asked me what the girls looked like and I told him that I thought Heather in particular was appealing. The day after the party I took Heather and her companion, a lady named Joanna as I recall, to see Mr Khashoggi. Before they left, Mr Khashoggi called me in, asked me to count out two amounts of �2,000, to put the money into envelopes and to give them to each of the girls.

"'Sometimes Mr Khashoggi would make comments to me about the girls he paid to have sex with him.

"'In Heather's case I remember his remark that she had soft skin. And she was very athletic in bed. Mr Khashoggi was always very pleased with Heather's performance.'"

The full Monte here.