Thursday, August 10, 2006

Mike Wallace Interviews Abudinejad


(image via brainwavescience via cbsnews)

Oh, it's on; it's on like Gray Poupon! (The Corsair puts on a jazzy old Benny Goodman 78'' to get in the swingin, octagenerian mood) When last we checked in on the positively Methuselan Mike Wallace he had gotten all sassy to the po-po who was delaying him from messily consuming his usual repast of cold meatloaf and congealed bone gravy "fixins." : greasy Meatloaf. (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Beef au jus notwithstanding (Averted Gaze), Wallace, over the years, has interviewed his share of authoritarian sociopaths. And now, according to Medialifemagazine:

"Most retirees like to spend their post-employment years relaxing and traveling. Recently retired '60 Minutes' correspondent Mike Wallace is traveling, all right, but he�s not relaxing. Wallace nabbed an exclusive interview with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, appearing on tonight�s 'CBS Evening News' and next Sunday�s edition of '60 Minutes.' Wallace is 88 years old."

But circumvent his unlawful desire to masticate that old recycled beef-meat and he's as just ornery and punchy as any randy 77 year old with an adult undergarment smelling of sadness ...

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