KFed Flames Out
Why, we ask, did Britney Spears have to chew gum as she introduced her man? We know she's "country," but from whence country -- Freedonia? (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Onto: KevFed's shitty performance. Who the fuck debuts as a hip-hop star on a"Teen Choice" Award Show. You will cringe.
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K-farce failed because instead of answering anything, or bringing it on, he just created so many more "whys":
- why inaugurate a hiphop career with that demographic of that show...wait..oh britney answered that, because she started there?! She was, like...16.
- why don't you still dance? Or move like you could understand choreographing and staging. You moved like the fattened couch potato you became, not some hungry white rapper. Eminem is pumping iron and leaps across the stage. And while you're at it, don't hire better dancers and rappers than you - the point is obvious enough.
- what about finding a voice? that face tells it all - squeezed up and working to make any sound come out of what is obviously a no-talent set of chords.
- seriously, just..why.
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