Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Little Marvin Event; The Dactyl Foundation's Jeremy Kost Party



Last night we went to Anonymous Gallery on 329 Broome Street for their Little Marvin exhibition which is embarking on its worldwide tour of W.O.W. (War On War). Guests were encouraged to cut hearts out of 1000’s of yards of shimmering disco-gold fabric (see jacket above) and post them on the gallery's walls. Thanks to co-sponsors Surface magazine, Poms pomegranate juice and Belvedere vodka, gallery attendees were well-lubricated for the proceedings.



.. Afterwards The Corsair perambulated, woozily, through the March chill and remnants of snow to go to the Jeremy Kost event at The Dactyl Foundation, a chic little space with a tight door policy. REM's Michael Stipe, Aly Hilfiger and Ritchie Rich were in attendance. It was interesting. There were photographs of men in various stages of undress with kids toys. And there was a video. And booze.

"What are you supposed to do if you forget your glasses?" said a chic mom-type -- late 50s, early 60s -- as we stared at the series of pictures in disbelief. "Then you move in close," The Corsair replied, still in shock. "Or you move back further she said," without missing a beat, having found her glasses and now recoiling at the images.

"This is little boy porn," she said, sounding not-so-motherly but not without some scorn. "This is what little boys do when they think you're not looking, then they lock the door." And with that, the chic Soho mom was out, glasses tucked into her purse. We almost chocked on our cocktail trying to process what just happened. Another Soho night.
Justin Timberlake: Metrosexual



(Are we sure that there really is a dick in that box?)

Whatever happened to Justin Timberlake's edge? Didn't he, like, used to be black? Nowadays, though, Justin seems so thoroughly -- even prohibitively --meh. What happens to an edge deferred? Does "edge" die once you reach a certain level of stratospheric fame? Do celebrities have to smooth themselves out a la Metallica circa 2000-2008 in order to not offend the largest amount of people. Does The Common Man prefer porridge to sushi (The Corsair sips a peppery Cognac)?

Perhaps.

Timberlake hasn't been the same since he took the cowards way out and pretended that he didn't know that Janet was going to bear a nipple at the Superbowl. Had Timberlake stood up and shared the media pillory that Janet withstood, then he surely would have been regarded by the edge cognoscenti as completely "Pimp."

Mais sa ne fait rien. Instead, Justin ended up smooching on surfboards with Cameron Diaz on the cover of Us Weekly (Can we be Cameron's "New Surf Guy"? Can we please?). If you go in for that sort of thing (Averted Gaze). Now, this. From PageSix:

"JUSTIN Timberlake was given a personal tour of the artists' studios at the annual benefit for the New York Academy of Art in TriBeCa by Will Cotton, who paints scrumptious nudes on cotton-candy clouds. What did they talk about? 'Turns out we share a common interest in cooking with truffle oil,' said Cotton."


Then again, John Gotti was a proto-metrosexual.
The Hague Issues Warrant For The Arrest Of President Omar al-Bashir



The Hague has issued a warrant of arrest for President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan. A Pyrrhic victory -- the big charge, genocide, didn't happen -- but a victory. From TimesOnline:

"An international arrest warrant was issued today for Omar al-Bashir, the President of Sudan, on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity, despite fears of a violent backlash that could disrupt the African country's fragile peace process.

After eight months of consideration, the three judges decided not to press charges of genocide sought by the prosecutor, Luis Moreno Ocampo.

Nevertheless it was a bold move by the International Criminal Court, marking the first time since the world's first permanent court for prosecuting war crimes was founded in 2002 that it has ordered the arrest of a sitting head of state.

The prosecutor had asked for arrest warrants on ten charges, including genocide, murder, torture, extermination and rape."


All together now: Nananana; nananana: heyheyhey -- Goodbye.
Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



"The International Criminal Court has now brought charges and an arrest warrant to Omar al-Bashir, the president of Sudan. He is indicted for crimes against humanity. It’s the first time a sitting president has been charged by The Hague. By the time the ICC got to them, Slobodan Milosevic and Charles Taylor were both finished with their reign of terror. Omar al-Bashir is not. Not by a long shot. How effective these indictments will be is now in the hands of the rest of the world. Will his government turn him over? Not likely. Will the UN go in after him? Doubtful. Even if he’s caught travelling outside the safety of his country would his government be much better with other equally dangerous leaders like 'The Sudanese Six'—Harun, Taha, Kushayb, Hilal, Minawi? If I were a refugee I wouldn’t bet my life on it. So then why is this such a significant moment? Because it tells the 300,000 brutally killed and 2.5 million displaced and raped and maimed that justice must always prevail. That the rest of the world sees their struggle and stands up and demands justice." (George Clooney/TheDailyBeast)



"Former President Bill Clinton had quite a busy schedule yesterday. First, he gave a speech to honor his good friend Billie Jean King at Madison Square Garden then watched an exhibition match between Ana Ivanovic and Serena Williams. Williams won the mini-tournament last night, but Clinton enthusiastically clapped and rooted for the Serbian during the semifinal. He then took his car (and entourage) downtown where he caused a stir at the Tribeca Ball for The New York Academy of Art. He joined Eileen and Isabelle Guggenheim for a quick drink and made a toast to the $400,000 raised for the institution at the event .. The dinner guest list encompassed familiar fashion faces like André Balazs, Jason Wu, Kate and Andy Spade, Monet Mazur, and Liev Schreiber who attended the ball alone. Wife Naomi Watts meanwhile had flown abroad for another art ball last night...in Milan. Poppy de Villeneuve and Alek Wek had a reunion of sorts after discovering they both had attended the same art school in London .. Guests who stayed for the dinner--catered by Mary Giuliani--indulged in ancho chili rubbed filet of beef and mini cheesecakes, while Justin Timberlake only got to sample the truffle grilled cheese sandwiches and seared tuna appetizers." (Fashionweekdaily)



(Photo by Alex Pasternack/Papermag)

"If 'praise music' weren’t already a term for the insipid pop-rock used in many contemporary Christian worship services, it would be an apt description of what happened during David Byrne’s recent two-night stint at Radio City Music Hall. If you listened and watched closely, you were transported to an art rock tent revival, with Byrne as wriggly, silver-haired preacher man .. Pay no attention to the sad man behind the harsh New York Times review of the concert. As Byrne notes in his Journal, this is the same guy who accused My Life in the Bush of Ghosts of cultural imperialism for its appropriation of African music. (I’d hate to hear his thoughts on Cubism, or every genre of American music ever). To approach this show with such a jaundiced critic’s eye is to miss the point, and the today in which everything happens." (Papermag)

"DON'T play Britney Spears when Madonna is in the house. Lady Madge stopped by Hell's Kitchen gay bar The Ritz on Monday to attend her trainer Tracy Anderson's birthday party when the DJ threw on a Spears track. 'She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy],' says a spy. Madge and Luz later slipped out the back door and into an idling SUV." (PageSix)



"The Accompanied Literary Society hosted Andrew Cramer: Happiness/Brain War at Milk Studios Tuesday night in New York City. Award winning artist, Andrew Cramer unleashed his latest collection Art War, a series of 'photo abstracts' and 'new wave drawings' diving into the culture of violence by fusing oil painting techniques with modern technology as Cramer is known to do so brilliantly. Guests including Paul Sevigny, Emma Snowdon-Jones, Jenn Wirtz, Kristian Laliberte, Camilla Staerk, David Chines, browsed Kramer’s explosive collection, sipped Moet and Belvedere, and even took part in Party Trivia hosted by Accompanied Literary Society founder Brooke Geahan." (GuestofaGuest)

"With the upfront still some two months away, Les Moonves isn’t afraid to make predictions. The CBS chief executive officer, talking at this week’s Deutsche Bank media and telecommunications conference, voiced a few bold predictions about pricing and his network’s position in this year’s market. He predicted that pricing will be up over last year and said that CBS is willing to hold back some of its volume for the scatter market, forecasting that it will be stronger as well thanks to some advertisers spending less money during the upfront as ad budgets take longer to be set .. Moonves also said CBS will produce fewer pilots this year and will only have three or four new shows on the fall schedule, reflecting both economic caution and the stability of the network’s schedule. It’s the only Big Four broadcaster seeing gains over last year in adults 18-49." (Medalifemagazine)


"Evidently $30 million and 10 years wasn't enough to finish the job of declassifying records on the involvement of U.S. intelligence agencies with Nazi and Japanese war criminals. Congress has just budgeted another $650,000 to finish the job - really, they're serious this time -- of poring through some 8 million postwar pages. 'There's a million pages of Army and CIA documents left' to read and catalog, said Miriam Kleiman, a spokeswoman for the National Archives and Records Administration, or NARA." (CQPolitics)

"Bill and Ann Nitze gave a cocktail reception at their East Side penthouse for Thaddaeus Ropac, the European contemporary art dealer who has galleries in Salzburg and in Paris. Ann is also a private art dealer here, in Washington (their main residence) and Aspen where Bill is a member of the Board of Trustees of the Aspen Institute which was founded by his uncle William Paepcke, who also founded the Aspen Skiing Company." (NYSocialDiary)

"The plight of the broadcast networks is in the news, and like the newspaper industry, their fate is all about the loss of monopoly power .. The threat isn’t the Internet. Yet. Traditional TV viewing is at an all time high. While online video viewing is growing, it has had little effect on TV viewing, yet. The threat isn’t DVRs. Yet. The median broadcast primetime show still only has about 12% of its viewing via DVR, and DVRs are only in about 25% of the nation’s households (projected to rise to 44% in 2014). And because of the new way advertising is priced, measurements may have been propped up a bit in the short term by DVR viewing. In fact, The threat *today* is advertising supported cable networks. Today’s threat to the broadcast television industry comes from a lot closer to home, its cable network rivals.Ad supported cable now commands 50% of the primetime audience and rising. They threaten the advertising pricing premium of broadcast networks." (TVByTheNumbers)



"Jim Florentine returned to The Howard Stern Show today. It was Florentine's first visit to the studio since he and Robin Quivers ended their romance several months ago.There was definitely tension in the studio, so Howard asked Jim was nervous. He admitted he was. Howard also asked Florentine if he was going to try and win Robin back. Jim said you can't predict the future, but also admitted to two are good friends now and he doesn't really think they can go back to being a couple. Robin said Jim is now one of her best friends. Howard asked Florentine if he stays friends with all his ex-girlfriend's. Jim said he tries hard to remain friends with them after they break up. Howard asked Jim and Robin if they're close enough that they can talk about who they're dating with each other. Robin said she's pretty sure Jim would tell her about that. George Tekkai then piped in, saying he sensed a strong "warmth" between the pair." (Gather)

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Jake Tapper Doesn't Know What A Butt Boy Is



Rush Limbaugh, if you didn't hear, praised Jake Tapper for being "the one guy that's outside of the butt boy bubble in the White House press room (hear above)." From Jake Tapper's latest Tweet: "jaketapperno, i'm not exactly sure what a butt-boy bubble is, but i'm glad i'm not in it. sounds smelly."
NYC Naming A Street After U2

From Alex Blagg's Tweet: "New York City naming a street 'U2 Way' isn't doing anything to help falling property values." Our thoughts exactly.

Corsair Classic

The Skye Nicholas Mortelle Show At Ion Studios





On Friday the 13th of February during Fashion Week, The Corsair attended the Skye Nicholas Mortelle show at Ion Studio. Skye comes off as quite intense, of slim build, intense concentration and a low conversational voice that makes the listener feel as if he's being let in on a big secret. Sonya Reynolds at United Creators, got us some brief face-time with the artist.

Noting that his work had an interesting patina for chalk and charcoal he corrected this blogger. "It's crayon, but many people make that mistake." Which would explain the unlikely sheen on the subjects -- dead models. Or, to be more precise, model friends of Skye's playing dead for his Noir series. "A collector in Singapore wanted to know how I got the models and I had to explain that they were friends," he says, with that characteristic intensity and a bit of humor.

Before leaving into the swirl of Fashion Week events, tanked up on Ciroc vodka, I asked Sonya of the United Creators team if the rumor that Skye designed t-shirts for Kate Moss. Sonya smiled and said, "he has a strong relationship with the fashion industry."

The show is in exclusive viewing at Ion Studios in Soho, 41 Wooster Street.
A Little Of The Old In And Out



In: Dmitri Medvedev. Drudge, unfortunately, is spinning this story all wrong. Yes, Medvedev rejected the direct strategic linkage of an exchange between Russia and the U.S. with regards to the Czech missile shield and Iranian nuclear capability. And, yes, that does look bad for Obama on the face of it and good for Medvedev internally in Russia and abroad. But President Obama still handled Russia deftly. Anyone with a serious understanding of diplomacy knows that the meaneuvers of nations are more complicated than which can be summed up in a single sentence headline on Drudgereport (Averted Gaze).

After years of a policy -- Bush, 43s -- that began "looking into (Russia's) soul," then, clumsily, squandering the political capital gained after the Cold War as well as Clinton's solid relationship with Yeltsin, the United States found itself on the wrong side of Russia. As the War on Terror moved, decidedly, to Pakistan, Russo-American relations took on a higher order of magnitude. So, Obama gave Putin a little cosmetic respect (Obama wasn't ever really going to continue on the Rumsfeldian Czech shield).

With the ball in his court, President Medvedev -- a puppet, to be sure, but an important one -- felt, probably for the first time, like a True Global Player (tm). And that, moving forward, might just cleft the Medvedev-as-Putin's-placeholder in twain (to the advantage, perhaps, of the United States). A deft chess move. From the NYTimes:

"President Obama sent a secret letter to Russia’s president last month suggesting that he would back off deploying a new missile defense system in Eastern Europe if Moscow would help stop Iran from developing long-range weapons, American officials said Monday.

"On Tuesday, President Dmitri A. Medvedev offered a measured response, saying that the Kremlin was 'working very closely with our U.S. colleagues on the issue of Iran’s nuclear program,' but not in the context of the American missile defense plan.

"'No one links these issues to any exchange, especially on the Iran issue,' Interfax reported that Mr. Medvedev said at a news conference in Madrid, where he was visiting to boost economic and political ties.

"'What we are getting from our U.S. partners shows at least one thing: Our U.S. partners are ready to discuss the issue,' he said. 'It's good, because several months ago we were getting different signals — that the decision has been made, there is nothing to speak about, that we have done everything as we have decided.'"


"It's good," "'working very closely," "our U.S. colleagues," and "U.S. partners" are all good rhetorical signs that we are moving closer to the healthy but rivalrous Clinton-Yeltsin relationship with Russia than the Bush-Putin model.



Out: Andrew "Dice" Clay. "Dice's" career, since the mid-80s, has been mired in what can only be properly construed as loserdust (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). According to HowardStern.com: "Dice claimed he used to gamble big in Donald Trump's casinos ('There was one time I lost $700,000 three nights in a row.')." The future E! True Hollywood Story continues to play the role of a dumb misogynist Jersey pig besieged -- from every conceivable angle -- by some elite entertainment cabal hell-bent on his destruction. Quite the contrary. Clay is a self-sabotager, and his media image -- tough ethnic shithead circa 1950 -- is thoroughly outmoded. And crying on Arsenio Hall is not going to change things. From Gather:

"Comedian Andrew Dice Clay was back on The Howard Stern Show today, this time he was detailing getting kicked off Celebrity Apprentice. Andrew Dice Clay was the first celebrity to get fired from the new season of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice.

"Howard accused Andrew Dice Clay of not taking the show seriously and actually trying to get fired. Dice went into great detail about how badly he was treated by Trump even before the show began taping. Dice thinks having him on was a set-up and the producers had planning on firing him in the first week all along.

"Andrew Dice Clay, who was a HUGE comedic superstar in the 80’s, says he went on Celebrity Apprentice for his fans and because the show is incredibly popular and is seen by 40 million people each week.

"Howard asked Dice why he went on the show if he wasn’t even going to try to win? Dice said he started out with a good attitude, but was upset at the way he was treated by Donald Trump (who Dice calls Donny) and therefore had a bad attitude about the whole thing."


In other words it is, as always, everyone else's fault. Dumb Jersey pig. Nothing short of an entire media image makeover is going to save this poor bastard's career.



In: Restitution and Provenance. The balance of power has shifted. It is quite curious how, over the years, the theoretical questions of restitution and provenance has moved at a glacial pace. Until now. The monied class -- that buys High Art -- tend to only understand money and power.

China, that rising power, has done more in a single "political" act that the Government of Ethiopia did in decades in furthering the issues of provenance and restitution. Finally, the issue of provenance matters in questions of looted art. From Bloomberg:

"Western dealers said it might be more difficult to sell high-value Chinese works of art after a collector refused to pay for two Qing bronzes on which he had placed the winning bid at a Paris auction last week.

"Cai Mingchao, an antiques collector and Chinese government adviser, bid 31.4 million euros ($40 million), at the Feb. 25 Christie’s International auction for the bronzes owned by Yves Saint Laurent, the state-run Xinhua news agency said.

"Christie’s Asian department sold 372.9 million pounds worth of art in 2008, making it the auction house’s third-biggest department by revenue. Dealers said Cai’s action made a political point about artworks that China sees as looted. The risk of Chinese government disapproval might make important items connected with its emperors unsaleable without detailed ownership records, they said.

"'People are now going to be much more sensitive about the issue of provenance,' the Mayfair-based dealer Roger Keverne, chairman of the Asian Art in London event, said in an interview. 'If works lack a pedigree, there will be problems. These have been coming for some time.'"


With the rise of the second world and the precipitous global economic crisis, art theft -- especially from First against Second Worlds appears to be on the wane. Art theft is now most definitely out. It is not inconceivable that Art, which often anticipates Science is, in this case, presaging progress in an era of international law (we are hopeful, anyway).



(Digital killed the video store via phillysuburbs)

Out: Blockbuster. Is there anyone who has used Blockbuster since -- at the LATEST -- 1990? It's a Netflix world, and we are all just renters (excepting, of course, bankruptcy lawyers, who are in line to make a killing). from Bloomberg:

"Blockbuster Inc., the world’s largest movie-rental chain, hired legal counsel to explore a possible bankruptcy filing, a person familiar with the situation said. Blockbuster fell as much as 86 percent before trading was halted.

Kirkland & Ellis LLP was asked to evaluate restructuring options for the company, which may include a 'pre-packaged' or 'pre-arranged bankruptcy,' in which much of the restructuring work is completed out of court, the person said. A pre-packaged filing is more advanced than a pre-arranged bankruptcy as it includes agreements from creditors about the outcome of the company’s reorganization."


UPDATE: From Money.CNN.com "Blockbuster Inc., whose video rental stores have been pressured by the growing online market, said Tuesday it has hired a law firm to help find ways to raise capital, but that it does not intend to file for bankruptcy. 'We have hired Kirkland & Ellis for assistance with our ongoing finance and capital-raising initaive,' said Karen Raskopf, Blockbuster spokeswoman. 'We do not intend to file for bankruptcy.'"
The Today Show Wants To Interview Twitterers



After yesterday's clever Skittles/Tweet campaign and Barbara Walters' explanation of the Tweets, NBC's Today Show cameraman Jim Long sent out the curious Tweet: "PEOPLE OF TWITTER TODAY SHOW NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!"

Then, shortly thereafter: "Today Show looking 4 @britneyspears @mrskutcher @aplusk @jimmyfallon @mchammer @lancearmstrong @roadrider57 @coldplay @JohnMcCain @clairecmc"

Finally, back to the common man: "i have to tell you if none of the 'celebrities' are able to do this, the much BETTER interview would be with ALL OF YOU!"
President Obama's Private Message To Moscow



Russia's behavior vis-a-vis America and its new President has been quixotic of late. Russia, it is alleged, has pressured the Kyrgyg government to cancel Washington's right to use the Manas air base in Kyrgyzstan. The Manas base in the capital of Bishkek is crucial to American transport lines in the war in Afghanistan. Henry Kissinger, who is well respected in Moscow and has been a point man for the last 2 Presidents on Russia, recently told The Hindu, "With respect to Russia, it requires a clear definition of priorities, especially a choice between partnership or adversarial conduct insofar as it depends on us." From The NYTimes:

"President Obama sent a secret letter to Russia’s president last month suggesting that he would back off deploying a new missile defense system in Eastern Europe if Moscow would help stop Iran from developing long-range weapons, American officials said Monday.

"The letter to President Dmitri A. Medvedev was hand-delivered in Moscow by top administration officials three weeks ago. It said the United States would not need to proceed with the interceptor system, which has been vehemently opposed by Russia since it was proposed by the Bush administration, if Iran halted any efforts to build nuclear warheads and ballistic missiles."


Medvedev -- the puppet leader of Russia -- will, according to CFR, probably get questions at his press conference today in Spain.
Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



(The Noels via NyMag)

The problem with the Noels is that when they were riding high they were not discreet about it. They’d probably deny it but considering how much attention they drew to themselves, what else would you call it? And there were complaints by those who felt ignored or 'snubbed' by the daughters who were always smiling but often directing it beyond whomever they were in the presence of. There were complaints among the overlooked, but very sotto voce -- because people wanted to be 'invited.' That is the key here. 'Invited.' The world that the Noels were prospecting and then mining and then dominating is full of this kind of folderol.(NYSocialDiary)

"December 11, 2008, began much like any other day for Walter Noel: the tall, silver-haired, 78-year-old businessman strolled into the headquarters of his Fairfield Greenwich Group, on Manhattan’s East 52nd Street. Then employing around 140 people, the company was a (supposedly) diversified alternative investment fund with $14.1 billion under management. Despite the recent turmoil of markets and the massive global demand for redemptions by investors terrified by the credit crisis, Noel was calm and collected, as usual. He had semi-retired two and a half years previously, worked on his golf game, and handed over day-to-day operations to the younger people at his firm, but he still went in to the office most days. That morning F.G.G. salesman Andrew Douglass was on the phone with a potential investor, pitching a new fund that would invest with top Wall Street broker Bernie Madoff. The fund was named Emerald, and Douglass told the investor that F.G.G. had already raised at least $50 million to put into it. Suddenly a news bulletin came over the Bloomberg wire: Madoff had reportedly confessed to his sons the night before that he’d been running a giant, $50 billion Ponzi scheme for years. 'It [his investment strategy] was all a big lie,' he’d apparently told them." (VanityFair)



(image via style)

"Milan is full of historic palaces waiting to be transformed into spectacular contemporary venues. Tonight, it was the turn of the Palazzo della Ragione, a frescoed masterpiece of thirteenth-century architecture that had been made over into the launching pad for the exhibition Extreme Beauty in Vogue. A selection of images drawn from 75 years of the magazine's American edition highlighted conceptual—often arrestingly so—approaches to the female physiognomy. With co-hosts Anna Wintour, Domenico Dolce, and Stefano Gabbana, as well as Franca Sozzani and the mayor of Milan, Letizia Moratti, listed on the invitation, the evening was guaranteed a major turnout, a Milanese equivalent of Manhattan's Metropolitan Museum blowout. ... But, this being Italy, there was also a family feel. All of the Missonis, for instance, were out in force. And Morley Safer, there with a 60 Minutes crew, was an avuncular presence. 'It's all alien,' he mused as he gazed at the oncoming throng of invitees, among them Karl Lagerfeld, a man who has done as much to define extreme beauty as any designer on the face of the planet." (Style)



(Alek Wek via nachofoto)

"And then, downtown, oh honey, The TriBeCa Ball, the fundraising gala for the New York Academy of Art, now in its 26th year, was held at the NYAA on 111 Franklin, drawing its longtime patrons, artists, benefactors, gallerists and glitterati for the revels. All types beat a path to its doors including Alek Wek, Andre Balazs, Heather Mnuchin, Jason Wu, Justin Timberlake, Kate Spade, Liv Schreiber, Monet Mazur, Nicole Miller, Poppy de Villeneuve and .. even Bill Clinton showed up! Was that major or what? Honorary chairs were April Gornik and Eric Fischl, Naomi Watts and Mr. Schreiber, Mr. Balazs, the ubiquitous Padma Lakshmi and Jenny Saville. Co-founded in 1982 by Andy Warhol and Tom Wolfe, it’s still hot .." (NYSocialDiary)

"The first step must be to establish a cease-fire that builds on the common interests of both Israel and Hamas to avoid fighting in the short term. The last such cease-fire, negotiated in June 2008, was badly designed -- as the recent war in Gaza made clear. The agreement was unwritten, and the two sides had different interpretations of what it contained. A new cease-fire should be clear and perhaps even written. Mediators must be willing to make an agreement more attractive to both sides to maintain (Hamas can be enticed by some opening of the border with Egypt; Israel will demand serious efforts to halt the supply of arms to Hamas). Such a cease-fire would admittedly be more difficult to conclude than the last one. There's an important general lesson here: Everywhere it turns, the United States is struggling merely to recover what it could have had for a much lower cost, and much less effort, earlier. The Bush administration squandered the quiet provided by the last cease-fire on futile diplomacy among weak and lame-duck leaders. The Obama administration should avoid making the same mistake. Rather than chasing an elusive peace, George Mitchell, the U.S. special envoy to the Middle East, should focus on stretching a short-term cease-fire into a medium-term armistice -- a modus vivendi in which Israelis and Palestinians live without hurting each other for five to 10 years." (ForeignPolicy)

"Watchmen doesn’t open until Friday, but Fandango is already seeing the film snap up 61% of the online ticket site’s sales. Dozens of Thursday midnight showtimes for the film are already sold out from New York City to Dallas to San Diego. ver the weekend, Fandango surveyed moviegoers planning to screen Watchmen ..60% have read the Watchmen graphic novel .. -- 73% are male ..65% are aged 18 to 34." (DeadlineHollywoodDaily)

"In an interview with The Daily Beast, Erik Prince, the outgoing CEO of Blackwater Worldwide, said his decision to step down from the company today, along with longtime executive Gary Jackson, is part of the business' natural evolution .. Prince said that Blackwater's new president, Joe Yorio, would be better suited to cement its position as a large-scale international company rather than the smaller domestic operation he founded in 1997. He likened the process to 'sending the business off to college' .. In December, federal prosecutors charged five Blackwater employees with 14 counts of manslaughter and 20 counts of attempted manslaughter, the result of an investigation into a 2007 shootout in Baghdad in which some 17 Iraqis were killed. According to prosecutors, at least 14 Iraqis—all civilians—were killed directly by Blackwater employees, who allegedly fired a grenade into a girls' school and shot at unarmed innocents fleeing the battle. A sixth employee has pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter in the case. The remaining defendants' attorneys contend they were acting in self defense. The case cemented Blackwater’s reputation for trigger-happy recklessness that's led critics in Washington and the military to condemn the company for failing to professionally carry out its operations." (TheDailyBeast)

"The Principe bar got some Hollywood A-list action Saturday when Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto dropped by--she's in town for the opening of the Extreme Beauty in Vogue exhibition, the week's hottest ticket .. As waiters were summoned for champagne refills, Eva Mendes stood from her comfy club chair with an exaggerated yawn. 'Good night, baby,' she said, bise-ing Malcolm Carfrae, who's in town with Francisco Costa .. Carfrae was summarily pummeled with questions about the Vanity Fair Oscar bash, which he attended with Costa, but sadly, he offered up very little scoop. 'We were so honored to be included,' he said respectfully, passing up what could've been a perfectly entertaining Brangelina dish session." (Fashionweekdaily)

"On 1 February 2009, the conservative wing of Iran's 290-member parliament (known as the Fraktion-e Usulgarayan in Persian) witnessed the establishment of a smaller group identified as the Islamic Revolution Caucus with the stated objective of supporting the re-election of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as president. This 40-member group, out of the more than 200-member conservative wing in the parliament, constitutes the fourth sub-group among the conservatives since the last parliamentary election in March 2008.

"Iran's conservative parliamentary majority is divided over President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's policies and personality .. Divisions are not unusual in Iran's highly contentious political environment. In the past session of the parliament, several groups expressed dissatisfaction at the conservative leadership's actions. But the Islamic Revolution Caucus is not a split; it is simply a new parliamentary sub-group that aimed to re-elect a sitting president. This is unusual in that it reflects a concern about the possible challenge Ahmadinejad may face among conservatives." (Janes)

"WHITNEY Houston's going simple. A quiet life in Atlanta with daughter Bobbi. Even closed her staffed office in Newark." (CindyAdams)

"One more warning sign of the crumbling field that is journalism: a once-sacrosanct wall is coming down – the one between reporters and the people they cover in politics. These days so many journalists are crossing over to join the pols -- some of them crossing back again whenever the opportunity presents itself -- that there are few signs the wall ever existed. Think Linda Douglass, who left her post as congressional correspondent for ABC News last year to work for then presidential candidate Barack Obama and now is in line to serve as an assistant secretary of Health and Human Services. Or Jay Carney, once Washington bureau chief at Time magazine, now press secretary to Vice President Biden .. Susan Molinari is a former congresswoman from New York who raised eyebrows when she left Congress to become a CBS news anchor before settling into her current role as political strategist at D.C.’s Bracewell & Giuliani. 'I’m not surprised,' she said of the recent spate of journalists entering politics. 'For generations, journalists and politicians had a symbiotic relationship.' Howard Rosenberg, the Pulitzer Prize-winning former television critic for the Los Angeles Times, sees the situation as far less benign. A journalist who goes to work as a press secretary can understand journalists' needs, but 'when you become somebody's press secretary, I no longer regard you as a journalist,' he said." (TheWrap)

"Top Democrats looking for more details over how the Obama administration will shrink the growing deficit will get the chance to press the president's top budget aides on Tuesday .. Sen. Kent Conrad (D-N.D.) and other centrist Democrats have said they want more focus on reducing the budget in future years. Conrad said Thursday, after Obama's budget plan was unveiled, that reducing the deficit to 3 percent of GDP over the next five years would be 'a good accomplishment' .. Conrad, centrist Democrats such as Rep. Jim Cooper (D-Tenn.), and Sen. Judd Gregg (N.H.), the top Republican on the Senate Budget Committee, have called for a bipartisan task force that would come up with a plan to reduce the deficit and restore the country's fiscal health." (TheHill)

"Mark Ronson stepped out last night with yet another member of his seemingly endless clan. This time it was younger sister Charlotte, the 31-year-old New York fashion designer and twin sister of DJ Samantha. They were at the Evaristo club in Soho, where they partied until the early hours of this morning with Klaxons frontman Jamie Reynolds." (Thisislondon)

"Two U.S. officials are being sent to Damascus for talks with Syrian officials on improving ties, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced — a sign of the Obama administration’s interest in moving quickly on several fronts in the Middle East. The move also signals that the administration wants to explore whether it can move Syria away from its close relationship with Iran and enlist its help in a range of Middle East issues, including stabilizing Lebanon, reviving peace talks with Israel, and helping in Iraq." (Politico)

Monday, March 02, 2009

Vanity Fair Spoofs Creepy Tom Ford Cover



(image via vanityfair)



(image via dailymail)

Remember that creepy Vanity Fair photo? No, not the Dakota Fanning one (How "junk," BTW, is Karl Lagerfeld?). Nor are we talking about that multiyear stetch at the turn of the millennium where there were no African-Americans on the cover of Vanity Fair (though that was deeply creepy). No, we're talking about the VF cover where Tom Ford, revealing a creepy thatch of chest hair, leers over the prostrate body of ScarJo and Keira Knightley, thus making everyone in the blogosphere deeply uncomfortable. *The Corsair shudders*
The Recession Hits The Sarah Silverman Show



Please bring back The Sarah Silverman Program, Viacom. And don't cheap out on the budget (Viacom's profound cheapness with regard to "talent" is legendary). From Popsugar:

"With the recession and all of the stress surrounding it, laughter truly is the best medicine. Sadly, Comedy Central is giving Sarah Silverman less resources to produce said laughter.

"Comedy Central has told Silverman and the show's executive producers that they are slashing the budget of 'The Sarah Silverman Program' by 20 percent. In return, Silverman, Dan Sterling and Rob Schrab have all threatened to quit.
'Sarah' recently ended its second season, and hasn't been picked up for a third just yet due to budget concerns. With cuts across many channels of MTV Networks, which owns Comedy Central, the budget for 'Silverman' would be cut from $1.1 million per episode to $850,000. For context, the average single-camera comedy show generally costs between $1.5 million and $2 million, with costs jumping each season."


Remember: in this new digital age, Sarah Silverman is magnificent at the buzzy viral clip, whether regarding the merits of fucking Matt Damon or encouraging Jewish-American voters to make the Great Schlep for Obama (the President won 77% of the Jewish vote. Coincidence?). The full story here.
Morley Safer Follows Anna To Milan Fashion Week



(Morley and Anna at Ralph Lauren in NYC via nypost)

According to NYMag's The Cut Blog, "Milan Fashion Week marches on." Good to know, especially as we are presently freezing in NYC under six inches of snow. Some of the talent in the room: David Beckham (who, along with Posh, has left the left coast of America, defeated.). From Twitter: "Apparently David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, Miuccia, Karl et al are hitting 'Extreme Beauty' party tonight (dolce/american vogue collab)." Morley Safer, is still in dogged pursuit of that "60 Minutes" piece on the elusive Anna Wintour, sitting with her in the front row at the Dolce show (nice move, Morley -- you still have game). "We're back(ish)! Live from Dolce: It's like central casting here. Freida Pinto, Naomi Watts, Eva Mendes, Kate Hudson, ScarJo, Schiffer .. And the Random Award goes to Dustin Hoffman, at L'Wren w/ wife. He just lifted his pants to show us black socks with 8 balls on them."

UPDATE: From TheCut Blog: "Extreme Beauty party: Asked Morley Safer if he liked fashion. Got a polite smile."
Carson Daly Sends Jimmy Fallon Johnny Walker Blue



(From "From the desk of Carson Daly" via twitpic)

This blog has been astonishingly unkind to Jimmy Fallon. Actually, to be frank, we have been even crueler to Carson Daly (but we stand by that breathtaking vicisousness). Still, we haven't seen the Jimmy Fallon show, which begins tonight with the awesometastic Roots as the in-house band. Why do we so -- or at least did we -- dislike the guy so much? Entertainment industry survivor Lorne Michaels, who launched Fallon, hit on all the correct notes in a NYTimes interview: Fallon laughing at his own jokes on SNL, the execrable Taxi, the obnoxiously tailored career to the young girlies.

Today Fallon tweets, "I promise not to Tweet all gifts. But a nice bottle of Johnny Walker Blue from Carson Daly is pretty cool." How can we lash out at someone who displays such vulnerability and the desire to be liked and to do well?

There is also, re: gifting, apparently a tradition between late night comedy shows at 30 Rock. From that NyTimes article:

"Jimmy Fallon joins one of the most exclusive clubs in television on Monday night, when he becomes the third host of NBC’s 'Late Night.' But he has already been welcomed by the ritual passing of the plastic pickle.

"The three-foot pickle arrived this week in Mr. Fallon’s office, accompanied by a handwritten note from his predecessor, Conan O’Brien.

"'The Letterman people sent this pickle to my office in 1993,' Mr. O’Brien wrote, referring to the year he succeeded David Letterman in the 12:35 a.m. time slot. 'Now I’m passing it on to you. Whenever you leave, which won’t be for a long time, make sure you pass it on to the next sap.'

"The sentiment means a lot to Mr. Fallon, who will follow two comedians he greatly admires."


"DeNiro, Timberlake and Van Morrison. Tonight on NBC. Have a party!!!!!" he also Tweeted. We'll suspend judgement until we see the darn thing.
Let AIG Fail?



This new round of bailouts for the AIG gang on the heels of the fact that they suffered the largest quarterly loss in American history is enough to make even the most jaded blogger smouldering mad (The Corsair sips a 1979 Baron de Simognac armagnac). We know the reasons why the government didn't let AIG fail, but how much longer are we going to carry their goddam water? They have a close relationship with banks that the regulators doesn't want to see fail. Joe Nocera, in this Saturday's NYTimes, sums up our sentiment, our anger, perfectly:

"'They were the worst of them all,' said Frank Partnoy, a law professor at the University of San Diego and a derivatives expert. Mr. Vickrey of Gradient Analytics said, 'It was extreme hubris, fueled by greed.' Other firms used many of the same shady techniques as A.I.G., but none did them on such a broad scale and with such utter recklessness. And yet — and this is the part that should make your blood boil — the company is being kept alive precisely because it behaved so badly.

"When you start asking around about how A.I.G. made money during the housing bubble, you hear the same two phrases again and again: 'regulatory arbitrage' and 'ratings arbitrage.' The word 'arbitrage' usually means taking advantage of a price differential between two securities — a bond and stock of the same company, for instance — that are related in some way. When the word is used to describe A.I.G.’s actions, however, it means something entirely different. It means taking advantage of a loophole in the rules. A less polite but perhaps more accurate term would be 'scam.'"


The full, must-read article here.
A Little Of The Old In And Out

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In: Martin Wolfe. The Financial Times columnist Martin Wolfe, who was on Fareed Zakaria's GPS -- the best show on foreign policy on television, btw -- furthered his reputation as one of the most important financial columnists writing on the global economic crisis today. Unfortunately, he was grim ("The private sector is in free fall"). "The shrinkage of world output is terrifying," he told Zakaria, starting things off on a grim note. Of the Obama stimulus plan -- of which he has been sharply critical, calling it "too small" -- he said: "I fear now that this tremendously important opportunity to turn things around has been lost."



Out: The Jonas Brothers. What happened? It was 3-D, which is, supposedly, the future of movies (Cause Spielberg said so). It was new fare in a slow week of new releases. It was Jonas, Joy of Tweens Desiring. From DeadlineHollywoodDaily:

"The bottom dropped out of Disney's Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience to Hollywood's immense surprise. What were weekend predictions of as much as $30 million and even $40 million had to be revised down, down, down as it opened to $4.8M Friday and then $4.7M Saturday for only a $12.7M weekend with Sunday's estimate of $3M. 'Concert pics usually look better on paper than they actually are because the fans drive tracking but it doesn't go beyond fans,' one marketing guru told me. Of course, you have to remember that it's playing in just 1,271 3-D theaters, and even so it was the 2nd highest grossing concert pic of all time with a big per screen average of $9,992. 'Many had unrealistic expectations for this pic. But they forget the coup that Disney pulled off on Hannah Montana 3-D,' a rival studio exec told me. That's because the latter was a "one week lock" engagement."




In: Running Against Limbaugh. Howard Kurtz Tweets: "Robert Gibbs just took another whack at Limbaugh. WH strategy is clearly to run against Rush. Which only builds him up." Clearly the White House has found a method to guard against the possibility of being outflanked by the right on his stimulus package: run against Rush "I Hope Obama Fails" Limbaugh. The American political right is in disarray after the 2008 election and the trouncing they received in the legacy demographic -- 18-34 -- countrywide. Since then, no single person has emerged as the clear leader. Mitt Romney is a thoroughly competent executive, but seems a generation too old after Obama; his time may have come and gone. Governor Jindal probably destroyed his chances after his disasterous response to the stimulus(although the verdict is still out). And Sarah Palin is a godawful embarrassment to all but the most tribal, feral paleocons (besides, what the fuck does Palin know about stimulus packages anyway?).

So what is President Obama to do? Invent an enemy. And in inventing an enemy it is best to make him politically clumsy. Enter: Limbaugh, who could easily have tilted the 2008 GOP primary in the direction of Romney, the conservative, with a clear endorsement (he didn't). Instead, Limbaugh was, quite frankly, too irresponsible to shape the future of his own party. As a result, McCain won the primary and lost the election, leaving his beloved party on the brink of ruin.

If Rush Limbaugh didn't exist, to paraphrase the old saying, president Obama would have to invent him.
Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



(image via thewrap)

"Two years ago, David Beckham’s arrival in Los Angeles was hailed as a cultural watershed akin to the Beatles landing in New York in 1964. Not only would he transform professional soccer in this country, we were told, but he and his wife, Victoria, would be a celebutainment bonanza. To say it hasn’t worked out that way would be a polite understatement. Now he’s bolting altogether – either immediately, as seems likely by news reports that put him permanently in Milan, or at the end of the 2009 season. Indications are that we’ll know the answer this week. What happened to the revenue streams the couple was supposed to generate in the worlds of fashion, music, movies and maybe more?" (TheWrap)

"Ingrid Sischy, newly-arrived in Milan sans Sandra Brant, front-row at Ferragamo .. ...Anna Wintour's latest fur coat--the one she wore to Missoni--on sale for many thousands of euros at the Prada flagship...Jefferson Hack celebrating the end of the Gucci show with a cocktail at the Hotel Diana." (Fashionweekdaily)

"Let me say that for the long run I’m very optimistic. Why? Two things act as the mainsprings of progress. Number one is technology and that’s going to keep advancing, so that’s very good. Second is capital and savings. Individuals will solve their own problems and, therefore, they will stop consuming more than they produce, which is what they’ve been doing for years, and they’ll again start producing more than they consume. The difference is savings; that builds capital. So technology and capital are going to solve the depression. But the government can do all kinds of stupid things to make it worse. Look at the Soviet Union. They suffered a depression that lasted 70 years from its founding. Look at China. The whole reign of Mao was one long economic depression. That could certainly happen in the U.S., too, where the government misallocates capital in such a way that technology doesn’t advance as it could and people can’t build individual capital the way they would. I’m optimistic, but anything can happen." (Doug Casey/Goldseek)

"Sayid from Lost is totally at my coffee shop! Wonder if he'll snap my neck with his feet." (Tricia Romano/Twitter)



"George Takei, beloved 'announcer' on The Howard Stern Show returns to the studio this week. Takei, best known for playing Captain Sulu on the original TV series 'Star Trek,' has become a staple on The Howard Stern Show since Stern moved to Sirius Satellite Radio three years ago. George Takei updated the crew on everything happening in the self-proclaimed 'Year of Takei' ... which details on George's long-standing, ongoing battle with William Shatner. George Takei was also very revealing in discussing the intimate details of his love life with his long-time partner and husband, Brad. In fact, George Takei and Brad are staring in a short film being shown at New York's Metropolitan Museum of the Arts in which the couple, while in bed, discusses their love for one another." (Gather)

"Elie Wiesel’s much-quoted refusal to say he’d forgive Bernie Madoff for stealing every cent of the foundation he’s made his life’s work was the most memorable utterance at a panel at Manhattan’s 21 Club, hosted by Portfolio magazine last week .. The question for Obama is how he can rein in the furies of populism while making us all feel the malefactors of great wealth are being sufficiently punished. Thus far the president’s speeches have been stern when he alludes to the perpetrators: 'This time, CEOs won't be able to use taxpayer money to pad their paychecks or buy fancy drapes or disappear on a private jet. Those days are over.' The trouble is that as the full depth of this recession sinks in, we’re getting more morose and paranoid. Every money manager could be Madoff. Every bank could still go bust. Wiesel suggested that instead of bailing out banks the government should bail out all the nonprofits ruined by the charlatans." (Tina Brown/TheDailyBeast)

"If Mitt Romney never wins the GOP presidential nomination, at least he can take comfort in owning the annual Conservative Political Action Conference. On Saturday the former Massachusetts governor and 2008 White House contender won his third straight victory in CPAC's presidential straw poll." (CQPolitics)

"Kiddies, mother is talking about a fancied lady-killer who preys on the vulnerable. A Bernie Madoff-lite. Only younger. In the 50s. Three women he's milked and bilked who can't expose themselves to the authorities are personally known to me. His mantra? Schmoozy loving attention and, without his marriage or children troubling him, the "Now that I've found you, I can't live without you" shtick. Pay attention, ladies. If this sleaze is working you now - get away. He calls himself a money manager. Despite losing millions of New Yorkers' dollars in investments, he's now shopping and spending with a new very young suntanned ladyfriend in her 20s. The point of this piece is so he knows eyes are watching him." (Cindy Adams)

"Billionaire Warren Buffett said the economy will be 'in shambles' this year, and perhaps longer, before recovering from the reckless lending that caused the worst 'freefall' he ever saw in the financial system. The economy and stocks will rebound, and the best days for the U.S. are ahead, said Buffett, chairman of Berkshire Hathaway Inc., in his annual letter to shareholders Feb. 28. Buffett said he’ll spend the recession shopping for new investments for Omaha, Nebraska-based Berkshire. 'The economy will be in shambles throughout 2009 -- and, for that matter, probably well beyond,' said Buffett. 'Though the path has not been smooth, our economic system has worked extraordinarily well over time. It has unleashed human potential as no other system has, and it will continue to do so.' Buffett, an informal adviser to President Barack Obama, said the consequences of the U.S. housing bubble are now 'reverberating through every corner of our economy.'" (Bloomberg)

"The first time I ever went to Newport was when I was a kid going with my family to visit a family friend. Coming from a small New England town I’m sure I can still remember being saucer-eyed on first seeing the palaces that run along Bellevue Avenue. Castles are an endless wonder to a child with imagination and Newport is a feast. Many years later, by then living in New York, I used to go there on weekends to visit a friend who had a summer rental -- an apartment on the property of Clarendon Court which later became famous because of the tragic death of one of its later owners, Sunny Crawford von Bulow. That was fascinating to the grown-up but for other reasons and a story for another diary entry." (NYSocialDiary)



(Vassilis Paleokostas via athena984)

"Vassilis Paleokostas is the Arsène Lupin of the Olive Republic, aka Hellas or Greece. He is by profession a bank robber, known for his impeccable manners but unfortunate jowly, plebeian looks. He is 42 years of age, a ladies’ man, and Greece’s most wanted man. Three years ago, Vassilis managed a daring escape from the high-security Korydallos prison of Piraeus via helicopter. The chopper landed in the exercise yard, Vassilis hopped in and was flown off to freedom. All hell broke loose following his sudden departure. The newspapers accused the government of incompetence, the government blamed prison officials for watching porno films instead of the prisoners, but the buck stopped when the chief screw came up with a brilliant idea. He called a press conference and announced that Vassilis’s escape would be the last one ever attempted via air because a large net would be installed over the yard. Cheers and congratulations all around, and then life returned to normal in Korydallos. There was only one problem. Prison officials forgot to put up the net." (Takimag)