"I have followed you, model,
in magazine ads through all seasons,
from dead leaf on the sod
to red leaf on the breeze,
"... Ballerina, black-masked
near a parapet of alabaster.
'Can one -- somebody asked --
rhyme ‘star’ and ‘disaster’?”
Vladimir Nabokov, Ode To A Model
"Auf"! From Thisislondon:
"Supermodel Heidi Klum showed the world she's not just a pretty face - but also a dab-hand at hilarious slapstick humour.
"It looked like Klum, who is married to the British singer Seal, had been studying The Three Stooges before presenting the Emmy Awards in LA last night.
"The German-born model, 35, first pretended to faint and then crashed on to the stage after being dropped by fellow host Tom Bergeron, presenter of America's Funniest Home Videos - the pain clearly visible on her face.
"A brave Klum was later pictured backstage with Bergeron making light of the large black bruise that had appeared on her leg."
And from the NyDailyNews:
"It all went wrong for Klum when the 'Project Runway' star pretended to swoon during a skit. Bergeron initially caught her - but then let go.
"Bergeron, who should know how to stay in synch with a partner - he hosts 'Dancing with the Stars' - was caught backstage giddily showing off Klum's newly acquired black and blue mark."
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