A Little of the Old In and Out

Out: Sex. According to the AP, Arnold Shwarzenegger still wields his infamous "Austrian peasant monkey boy" sense of humor:

"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is married to a Kennedy, joked at a public-policy conference that his sex life suffered after he endorsed President Bush at the Republican National Convention.

"'There was no sex for 14 days,' he said. 'Everything comes with side effects.'

"Schwarzenegger, whose wife is TV journalist Maria Shriver, had an audience of about 1,000 people in stitches Monday as he took part in a lecture series organized by former Clinton administration chief of staff Leon Panetta."

Funny. Not even a little "ploh jahb on de side"

In: Threats. Not that The Corsair condones threats on celebrities, but having forever lost two hours of his life watching Look Who's Talking 2, he can understand why someone would want to blow John Travolta's untalented ass to smithereens. John Travolta, dare we say it, is no stranger to bombs. According to Ananova:

"John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are being heavily guarded by security after receiving threats.

"The actor's publicist Paul Bloch said: 'I think the best thing to say is, 'No comment.'

"At the premiere for Travolta's new film A Love Song For Bobby Long, two bomb-sniffing dogs checked guests - who were also required to remove all pens from their pockets at the Hollywood Athletic Club after-party.

"The nature of the threat has not been disclosed reports IMDb.com."

The Corsair believes that placing bomb sniffing dogs outside of a John Travolta film is a venture in futility. Everyone knows the bomb is on the big screen on the inside.

Out: Sarah Jessica Parker, Freak. According to the 3AM Girls:

"SARAH Jessica Parker has an interesting way of keeping her husband in her thoughts while on set.

"Sources tell us the 39-year-old former Sex And The City siren erects a 'shrine' to actor Matthew Broderick in her trailer.

"'She has a huge, poster-sized photo of him which she surrounds with candles and love poems and letters that he's sent to her over the years.

"'She feels it brings her close to him when she's away from home.'"

The Corsair can commiserate. Broderick is cool. "The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

In: Tom Ford, Fashion Royalty. Tom Ford is like God to fashionistas, so you can imagine all the commotion when he does a book signing. Anna Wintour arrived, fresh after her the NannyGate lawsuit. Kelly and Gilles Bensimon were there. Zac Posen and Gina Gershon also showed. Fashionweekdaily also noted, "Roopal Patel giggled like a little girl�wearing a fab Tuleh coat." Graydon Carter and fianc�e Anna Scott came. According to Fashionweekdaily:

"Glenda Bailey arrived early with her Bazaar team of Amanda Ross, Kristina O�Neill and Jennifer Jackson Alfano. And what personal message did Ford write the editor in chief, with whom he has worked so closely over the years?

�... 'He creates such a frenzy!' she exclaimed. Yvonne Force Villareal, in a white Gucci pantsuit and white mink Gucci bag, admitted she had almost bought out Gucci this season. 'I�m sad tonight,' she said. 'But this is such a great way to celebrate his work and his life. I�m also hoping to keep this white suit clean so I can keep on wearing it over and over and over.'"

"... But the question of the night had to be asked: Where was Elizabeth Saltzman, the Vanity Fair fashion director and one of Ford�s closest friends? She had, after all, arrived back in New York from London. 'She doesn�t do well in crowds,' Ford joked."

Out: Tinkerbell. Bitch, you better watch your ass. According to Star :

"Star Magazine:You have two male Siberian huskies. Have you ever thought of setting either up with Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell?

"Tom Green: My dogs like to give my cleaning lady's chihuahua a ride, so it could be in the cards. I'm of course warning my dogs about the pitfalls of a celebrity canine relationship."