Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres


"On Dick Cheney: Condoleezza Rice's relationship with the former vice president was strained, to say the least. As national security advisor and then secretary of state, Rice and Cheney battled for President George W. Bush's ear. And the fighting hasn't stopped. Cheney's recent book has Rice 'tearfully' admitting to him that she was wrong. Rice fires back, noting that Cheney was utterly convinced of the spurious intelligence on the connection between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda, and says that she was "stunned" when it seemed the vice president negotiated behind her back to let Israel prolong the war in Lebanon in 2006. The vice president's staff, she notes, was 'very much of one ultra-hawkish mind ... determined to act as a power center of its own' ... On Donald Rumsfeld: Rice's relationship with Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was full of what she characterizes as animosity. She argues that Rumsfeld resented her role as national security advisor and recounts his infamous 'snowflake' memo in which he told her to back off his turf, or else he'd take the matter to the president: 'I found the tirade amusing if slightly condescending....'" (ForeignPolicy)



"The divorce of Rolling Stone magazine founder Jann Wenner and his estranged wife Jane, has been resolved amicably -- and with a secret multimillion dollar settlement -- 16 years after they split.
Post columnist Keith J. Kelly reports Jann and Jane settled on Oct. 12, dissolving a 43-year marriage in which the couple have lived separately for nearly two decades. Jann, said to be worth over $500 million, and Jane had been estranged since 1995, when it was revealed that he was involved with former Calvin Klein model and designer Matt Nye. At the time there was speculation that the split would force the breakup of their lucrative publishing empire, which also included Us Weekly, Men’s Journal and Family Life, which was later sold ... Jane had borrowed money from her father to help launch Rolling Stone in 1967 and has remained a company vice president. The new speculation is that Jann agreed to give her a multimillion settlement -- and that he might be looking to tie the knot with Nye now that same-sex marriage is legal in New York. Jann and Nye have three children born via surrogate." (PageSix)

"I joined (The London Spectator) as a columnist back in 1976, when it sold around 8,000 copies per week but it seemed that everyone you knew read it. Everyone, that is, at Oxford and Cambridge, in Westminster, in Kensington and Belgravia, as well as in London’s St. James’s clubland. Now at 85,000 copies, owned by the Daily Telegraph group, and a big moneymaker, the Speccie’s sometimes reactionary ethos is not as profound as it once was—who can forget its early support of the postage stamp and its prophetic thoughts on the motor carriage? 'Its writers continue to believe they are communicating with a smallish and highly educated and sophisticated audience.' Back in 1976, the Speccie’s headquarters were a Georgian house on a leafy Bloomsbury street next to the house of Charles Dickens. We have since moved to yet another grand house in a quiet street fifty yards from Parliament. There is a large garden in the back where our annual summer party takes place on the first Thursday of July. These parties are notorious for the scrum they produce, an overflow of every writer, hack, politician, and London characters imaginable. All prime ministers, at least since I’ve been there, attend regularly, although royals are never invited. Except for lunch. The Spectator’s lunches used to be notorious for the mix they produced. They are held in the elegant dining room and such diverse characters as Spiro Agnew, Prince Charles, Dame Edna Everage, Alger Hiss, Albert Speer, Dame Maggie Smith (whom I sat next to a couple of years ago and her first words to me were, 'What in heavens is that pink thing you’re eating?') join in the frivolity. Drink flows uninterruptedly, and when the legendary editor Clay Felker came over for lunch—he was looking for writers as he had just taken over Esquire—he asked me how was it possible for anyone to produce the magazine after all the drinking." (TakiThedoracopoulos)

"Conventional wisdom has it that the eurozone cannot have a monetary union without also having a fiscal union. Euro-enthusiasts see the single currency as the first steppingstone toward a broader economic union, which is their dream. Euroskeptics do, too, but they see that endgame as hell -- and would prefer the single currency to be dismantled. The euro crisis has, for many observers, validated these notions. Both camps argue that the eurozone countries’ lopsided efforts to construct a monetary union without a fiscal counterpart explain why the union has become such a mess. Many of the enthusiasts say that the way forward is for the 17 eurozone countries to issue euro bonds, which they would all guarantee (one of several variations on the fiscal-union theme). Even the German government, which is reluctant to bail out economies weaker than its own, thinks that some sort of pooling of budgets may be needed once the current debt problems have been solved. A fiscal union would not come anytime soon, and certainly not soon enough to solve the current crisis. It would require a new treaty, and that would require unanimous approval. It is difficult to imagine how such an agreement could be reached quickly given the fierce opposition from politicians and the public in the eurozone’s relatively healthy economies (led by Finland, Germany, and the Netherlands) to repeated bailouts of their weaker brethren (Greece, Ireland, Italy, Portugal, and Spain). Moreover, once the crisis is solved, the enthusiasm for a fiscal union may wane." (ForeignPolicy)


"From Jill Sackler’s, I hurried on down to the Waldorf where the 28th Annual Alzheimer’s Association Rita Hayworth Gala, themed "Hollywood Glamour," was taking place to raise funds in the fight against Alzheimer’s disease. With the continued support of our generous family of donors, the Alzheimer's Association works tirelessly to enhance research, care and support efforts and move toward a brighter future.  Led by Founder and General Chair Princess Yasmin Aga Khan along with Gala Chairs Jay and Anne Hearst McInerney; the evening honored individuals who combat Alzheimer’s disease through their fundraising, care and volunteer efforts. For her outstanding contribution to help end Alzheimer’s Somers Farkas received the Rita Hayworth Award. Since its inception, the New York Rita Hayworth Gala has raised more than $31 million for the care, support and research efforts of the Alzheimer’s Association. Much of the credit can be given to Princess Yasmin (or Yazzy as she is known to her many friends who are always there for her, assisting, working, pushing, pulling, selling tables, arranging and meeting to get it together year after year). This is an example of the durability of New York friendships where there is a higher purpose involved. Then when the big day arrives, it becomes what was intended: a big fun party. That was the vibe in the room during the cocktail reception as the hundreds of guests were arriving. Last night’s total funds raised was well over $1 million." (NYSocialDiary)


"With President Barack Obama as a guest, last night’s Tonight Show With Jay Leno posted a 4.1 meter-market household rating, the highest for a Tuesday telecast since March 2, 2010, night two of Leno’s first week back as host of NBC’s late-night show. Compared with The Tonight Show‘s season-to-date average, last night’s telecast was up 52%. And that was with no help from NBC’s primetime lineup as the network averaged 2.9 million viewers in the 10 PM hour with a Prime Suspect rerun vs. 11.3 million for CBS and 9.6 million for ABC. CBS’ Late Show With David Letterman averaged a 2.7/7 household rating last night; ABC’s Nightline posted a 3.6/9, followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live! with a 1.8/6." (Deadline)

"For years cable networks showed their strongest shows during the summer, when they faced minimal broadcast competition. It was their time to shine, and shine they did. Now cable is challenging broadcast in that time of year when the Big Four networks long monopolized viewers' attention, the fall. The best example of that is AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' the second-year zombie drama that is drawing such strong ratings opposite strong broadcast competition that it was renewed for season three yesterday. 'Dead' was the No. 1 scripted show on both broadcast and cable Sunday at 9 p.m., averaging 4.5 million adults 18-49, according to Nielsen, some 800,000 more than ABC's timeslot competitor "Desperate Housewives" and 2 million more than CBS's 'The Good Wife.' 'Dead' is on pace to set a record for most-watched original basic cable show ever in 18-49s, despite airing opposite one of broadcast's highest-rated programs, NBC's 'Sunday Night Football.'" (Medlilifemagazine)


"So apparently, Lindsay Lohan was offered a sweet $1 million to pose for Playboy. With nudity on the brain, we decided to do a quick office poll to see who else the dirty minds of Paper would like to see nekked in Playboy and (because there are very few straight men here on staff) Playgirl. Mickey Boardman, editorial director 'Kelly Cutrone, because it would just be such a curve ball and a surprise. Mayor Bloomberg, because I have a fetish for old Jewish men. I would have said Barry Diller, but wouldn't want to make my girlfriend Diane von Furstenberg mad.' Hunter Hill, associate publisher 'Jennifer Hudson because I'd like to see what her new body looks like. George H. W. Bush, because I like a big bush. And Andy Cohen, of course. Though I could just as easily see that in person.'" (Papermag)



"'Have you seen the pilates and yoga room?' Christian Cota asked Monique Péan last night at Donna Karan's apartment. The designer's Central Park West pad played host to the CFDA's annual new members party. Prabal Gurung, Eddie Borgo, Olivier Theyskens, and Cota were among the 33 designers who made this year's cut. Outside on the balcony 16 floors above the park, Rebecca Minkoff, who became a member last year, said, 'I wonder how the tanning is up here; I bet it's pretty good.' The CFDA's freshman and sophomore classes weren't the only ones fixated on Donna's digs. 'This party was at my house three years ago—I have to say this place is pretty nice,' remarked Elie Tahari, who was arm in arm with Catherine Malandrino, in whose company he just invested. "Too bad Donna's not here to join us." With Karan on a sudden trip to Australia, her daughter Gaby Karan de Felice played stand-in. Speaking of real estate envy, Cota told Style.com that he has his eyes on a particular office in the CFDA Incubator when he moves in next May. 'I really hope I can get Bibhu Mohapatra's spot because it's the biggest. All the other ones are the same size, but his is much bigger.'" (Style)
John Huntsman on Colbert


Monday, October 24, 2011

Media-Wore D'Oeuvres

"Muammar Qaddafi’s crush on Condoleezza Rice is one of the strangest things about him that is not a part of his face. When Libyans raided Qaddafi’s Bab al Azizia palace, they discovered a homemade scrapbook filled with photos of the former U.S. secretary of state. 'Yes, Leezza, Leezza, Leezza... I love her very much,' he told Al Jazeera in 2007, like some sort of despotic Nabokov. Now we get to hear the other side of the greatest love story of this blog post. Tina Brown’s digital concern, the Daily Beast, published an excerpt from Rice’s forthcoming memoir, No Higher Honor, in which Rice reveals that Qaddafi “had a slightly eerie fascination with me personally, asking visitors why his ‘African princess’ wouldn’t visit him.' And it gets worse, by which we mean better: 'It was Ramadan at the time of my visit, and after sundown the ‘Brother Leader‘ insisted that I join him for dinner in his private kitchen. ... At the end of dinner, Qaddafi told me that he’d made a videotape for me. Uh oh, I thought, what is this going to be? It was a quite innocent collection of photos of me with world leaders—President Bush, Vladimir Putin, Hu Jintao, and so on—set to the music of a song called ‘Black Flower in the White House,’ written for me by a Libyan composer. It was weird, but at least it wasn’t raunchy.'" (VanityFair)


"Afghan President Hamid Karzai told Pakistan's Geo Television in an interview aired on Saturday that Afghanistan would support Pakistan if it were to go to war with the United States, or any other nation, calling Afghanistan 'a brother' to Pakistan (Reuters, NYT,AP, WSJ, Guardian). The interview sparked a wave of criticism from many Afghans, particularly in the north if the country, who believe that Pakistan is responsible for much of their ongoing struggle with militancy. It is unclear when the interview was recorded, but its broadcast came just after U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton left Pakistan, where she pushed the government to facilitate reconciliation in Afghanistan, while at the same time pressing Pakistan to take more action against insurgents." (ForeignPolicy)


"Gayle King may be Charlie Rose’s angel on CBS’s revamped 'The Early Show.' Sources say network honcho Chris Licht, creator of MSNBC’s 'Morning Joe,' plans to re-tool the low-rated “Early Show” into a more politically focused program. 'Gayle was a regular on ‘Morning Joe,’ ' a source said. '[Licht] sees Gayle as a Mika [Brzezinski] for Charlie who would be the Joe [Scarborough].' Sources say CBS is close to a deal with Rose to lead the morning show that lags far behind ABC’s 'Good Morning America' and NBC’s 'Today Show.' CBS hosts Marysol Castro, Chris Wragge, Erica Hill and Jeff Glor will likely be dropped. Sources say a dealbreaker for Rose would be losing his interview show on PBS, while others worry about his lifestyle. 'Charlie’s never woken up before 10 a.m.,' a source said. 'He’s one of New York’s great night owls.'" (PageSix)



"On the official morning of its release, Walter Isaacson’s Steve Jobs is #1 on the Kindle bestseller list, #1 in Apple’s iBookstore and #2 on the Nook bestseller list. It is not yet showing up on the Kobo or Google (NSDQ: GOOG) bestseller lists, possibly since those sites don’t offer pre-orders.Pre-orders for e-books (and other products) give retailers a way to capitalize on pre-release hype and lock in orders early. Kindle, Apple and Nook all have special pre-order sections of their stores. Those books also show up in the stores’ bestseller lists prior to their release, giving them a little added promotion for users who might be browsing the lists. People who had pre-ordered Steve Jobs through Kindle or the iBookstore also had an advantage: While the book was officially supposed to be released today, it hit both stores early and showed up on the Kindles of users who’d pre-ordered it last night before midnight, according to accounts on Apple Insider and various other blogs." (PaidContent)


"Way back in January, I railed against the seemingly off-kilter power balance of their alleged love, but Calvin Klein and ex porn player Nick Gruber are still an item, having lasted longer than any relationship I've ever had. In fact, at a recent talk Calvin gave, he spoke admiringly of Nick, who sat beaming in the front row. Calvin said he unexpectedly fell in love with a young man, who he explained is a total jock and who he's even gone hang gliding with. (I guess they love sharing daredevil stunts against nature.) The ex designer added that it's interesting to see things through Nick's eyes since Nick hasn't experienced nearly as much as he himself has (though for his age, Nick seems quite experienced, thank you). As a diehard cynic, I have to at least bite the designer bullet and give them credit for keeping their thing going, whatever that may be." (Michael Musto)



"Howard doesn’t want to be on TV. Last week I found myself sitting in my car long past midnight listening to Howard Stern interview celebrities, everyone from Chevy Chase to T.I. Did you know T.I. was smart? All we hear about is the arrests, but after ten minutes on Howard I was a fan. And last night, worried about running down my car battery, I heard Howard’s interview with Perez Hilton. Who is also intelligent. Guess you’ve got to be smart to make it. But you don’t pull teeth with Perez, he coughs up anything and everything, like meeting men on Grinder (it’s an iPhone app which plots the location of other gay men). ...And Howard said he wanted to be on the radio since he was five, it was all he ever wanted to do. He was happy. He didn’t need a TV talk show. He looked forward to coming to work. It’s so hard to make it. Listen to Stern enough and he’ll talk about starting out in Hartford, all the markets he endured, working under those who didn’t get him, admitting he wasn’t always so good. But he kept on keeping on because of desire, because of the dream. It wasn’t about money, it was about being on the radio. Now I wonder if Howard could be as good as Barbara Walters on television. I think he’d blow her away. Then again, his 10,000 hours are in radio, it’s a different medium, it’s intimate, you hear it instead of see it, there’s a whole theatre in your mind ...What skill do you want to have? Who do you want to be? I’m not saying you’ve got to start right after you’re born, but so many of our elite practitioners had a dream, a desire from a very young age. They were not pushed by their parents, although they may have been influenced by them. They just wanted to be this one thing. Howard knew the call letters of every radio station in America. He memorized them from books his dad brought home. Not because he deemed it necessary to become the King of All Media, but because he was just that interested, he couldn’t get enough.The pros make it look easy. But don’t believe it is." (Bob Lefsetz)


"When you're filling Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers with over 600 brilliant minds at the forefront of design, from landscape architects to typographers, the stakes are considerably higher when it comes to a decor scheme . Well, the planning powers behind the Cooper-Hewitt's National Design Awards didn't disappoint. A profusion of giant zingy numbers marked each table in shades of teal, lime, and mustard, and the whimsical, industrially chic place settings consisted of large spools of tape with guests’ names scrawled in Sharpie. Categories for the creative crowd spanned the gamut from interior to interaction design, and corporate & institutional achievement to communication design—but the fashion flock turned out to fete Gilles Mendel, who beat out Jason Wu and Prabal Gurung for this year’s fashion design honors. As guests dismantled the caramelized onion, potato, and blue cheese tartlets accompanied by yam pear bisque shooters and tangles of walnut-studded frisee, presenter Linda Fargo recalled Mendel as the 'elegant Frenchman that appeared in the Bergdorf Goodman coat department,' who went on to revamp the fur landscape by treating luxuriant pelts 'with the light ease of fabric' ... But back to the museum chatter—everyone has a humiliating or harrowing museum tale or two, non? 'Searching desperately for bathrooms' tops Mendel’s list of museum woes, Paper’s Kim Hastreiter recalled an Ann Magnuson elevator performance in the Whitney Biennial during the ‘80s as 'the most fun I’ve ever had in a museum' .." (Fashionweekdaily)


"Ian Schrager is finally ready to do his definitive Studio 54 book. The hotelier, who ran the legendary disco with Steve Rubell from 1977-1991, has largely stayed quiet on its notorious celebrity-laden party scene. Now he’s getting ready to do two books to 'set the record straight.' Schrager told us, 'I’m doing a coffee table book of never before seen photographs, and a biography which will have the real story of what happened at Studio 54. Of course there will be stories about the famous people who were there, but I won’t be giving away any secrets about my friends.' He said he was still looking for a co-author and a publisher, adding, 'A lot of people have tried to take credit for what happened at Studio. I’ve been quiet for a long time, but now’s the time to do the real story.'" (PageSix)



"Last Thursday night the The Society of Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center (MSKCC) hosted the 23rd Annual Preview Party for The International Fine Art and Antique Dealers Show at the Park Avenue Armory. The show features many of the world’s most influential art and antique dealers from the United States and Europe. This is the 23rd year that the Society has had the good fortune to be the beneficiary of the Preview Party, which was launched in 1989. The party itself has become one of New York’s important fall events. It’s also a bit like a homecoming where so many friends and neighbors and supporters gather. And, it attracts more than a thousand high profile guests from the worlds of fashion, art, philanthropy, and interior design. A real New York night ... This year’s co-chairs who are always crucial to the Preview Night’s success were: Noreen Buckfire, Elizabeth Miller, Daisy Soros, and Michel Cox Witmer." (NYSocialDiary)



"In just six weeks, nearly 200 companies and special interests have reported that they’re lobbying the 12-member supercommittee. It’s a stunning ratio of lobbyists to lawmakers but makes sense when you consider the high stakes faced by interests ranging from the health care industry to Native American tribes. The groups fear the supercommittee will find $1.2 trillion in deficit reduction before Thanksgiving by cutting their funding or raising their taxes. Lobbyists have blitzed Washington, blanketing Capitol Hill with phone calls to lawmakers’ offices, launching multiplatform advertising campaigns and working to activate grass-roots bases. The scale of the effort, tabulated by POLITICO in a review of recent federal filings, suggests that companies are taking the committee seriously and hoping to blunt whatever comes their way, even as hopes fade on Capitol Hill for a major deal." (Politico)

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres


"My last few months [in office] did not go quietly or without consequence. They even brought historic moments—none more so than my much anticipated visit to Libya to meet with Colonel Muammar Qaddafi. When the Libyans gave up their weapons of mass destruction in 2003, there was a clear diplomatic quid pro quo: in exchange, we’d help them to return to good standing in the international community. But it would not be easy and not only because of Qaddafi’s long record of brutality. Libya had arrested five Bulgarian nurses and a Palestinian doctor several years before on trumped-up charges that they had deliberately infected more than four hundred Libyan children with HIV. The medics insisted that they were innocent, but the Libyan courts had sentenced the group to death. The United States repeatedly urged Libya to find a way to release them, and I was grateful for the dedication and leadership of European Commissioner for External Relations Benita Ferrero-Waldner on the issue. Libya’s decision in 2007 to commute the sentences and allow the medics to return home was due in large part to Benita’s resolve.' We had to make sure, too, that we were sufficiently attentive to the sensitivities and needs of the families of the victims of the colonel’s decades-long reign of terror. I withheld my visit until we could secure a Libyan claims settlement for families whose relatives had been killed in attacks such as the bombing by Libyan agents of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988. My upcoming trip gave me powerful leverage in these negotiations because Qaddafi desperately wanted me to visit Tripoli. There were two reasons for this: one traditional and the other, well, a little disconcerting. Obviously, the first visit by a U.S. secretary of state since 1953 would be a major milestone on the country’s path to inter- national acceptability. But Qaddafi also had a slightly eerie fascination with me personally, asking visitors why his 'African princess' wouldn’t visit him." ( Condi Rice)



"I don’t know a lot about being black and gay and cool. In fact, I’m going to write this disclosure: all my information came from short conversations with D.J. MikeQ, my good friend and collaborator Maluca, and the only YouTube comments I could understand. In fact, that I’m white and straight makes me the perfect outsider to Vogue Knights Tuesdays, a vogue/'ballroom' party in Manhattan. It’s probably one of the few places where I would be considered exotic—mostly people probably think I’m a narc or an undercover police officer when I spend time in this club." (VanityFair)



"My lunch with Millard S. Drexler, the 67-year-old chief executive of J. Crew, the American clothing brand made world famous by its First Client Michelle Obama, turns out not to be a lunch. Or to be more specific: not just a lunch. It’s lunch, followed by a short walk, a couple of emails and two phone conversations ... He grew up in the Bronx, an only child with a father in the garment business and a mother who was a secretary; has been married to the same woman (Peggy, a psychologist) for 42 years; and last summer started doing SoulCycle indoor cycling classes with his daughter, who is in college. His son, who is out of school, works in clothing manufacturing. His favourite pastime is not playing the market or buying art but checking out property: his investments are all homes (an apartment on the Upper East Side, four estates in the Hamptons, including Andy Warhol’s old Montauk place, which he reportedly bought for about $30m) and a few other places. This could sound very tycoon-like, were it not for his explanation: 'Growing up, I always wanted a bedroom of my own.' Given his intelligence and his wife’s profession, it’s hard not to think he knows this is psychologically facile but doesn’t care. He is the sort of chief executive who in other times would have been called 'folksy.' He famously has a loudspeaker system in the J. Crew headquarters in New York that allows him to constantly 'talk' to everyone he works with and, occasionally, pipe in customers or store managers to talk to them too. He is not, in other words, likely to buy a $1,200 wastebasket for his office, à la former Merrill Lynch chief executive John Thain, which makes him a model chief executive for these Occupy Wall Street times. Indeed, Drexler’s usual working uniform is a pair of jeans, a 'relaxed' (ie wrinkly) button-down shirt, a grey T-shirt and a navy blazer, all of which he sports when he arrives at Pulino’s and all of which, as he shows me later by twisting around and otherwise contorting himself, are from J. Crew." (FT)


"The American rich, who used to be the most stable slice of the personal economy, are now the most volatile, with escalating booms and busts. During the past three recessions, the top 1% of earners (those making $380,000 or more in 2008) experienced the largest income shocks in percentage terms of any income group in the U.S., according to research from economists Jonathan A. Parker and Annette Vissing-Jorgensen at Northwestern University. When the economy grows, their incomes grow up to three times faster than the rest of the country's. When the economy falls, their incomes fall two or three times as much. The super-high earners have the biggest crashes. The number of Americans making $1 million or more fell 40% between 2007 and 2009, to 236,883, while their combined incomes fell by nearly 50%—far greater than the less than 2% drop in total incomes of those making $50,000 or less, according to Internal Revenue Service figures. Of course, the trauma of giving up a Gulfstream or a yacht can't compare with the millions of Americans who have lost their only job or home. The Siegels will make do in their current 26,000-square-foot mansion." (WSJ)

"Hollywood was buzzing Friday when actress Milla Jovovich took to Twitter to bitchslap Summit Entertainment over the promotion for Three Musketeers 3D. Jovovich texted that the film wasn’t marketed as a 'fun family film' and that Summit is 'resting on their laurels' because of the Twilight franchise and 'making no effort' for her film. (See below). So I asked Summit last night what it thought of Milla’s accusations, and an executive pointed out that the actress had been up in Canada shooting the next Resident Evil installment 'and working 15-hour days and probably didn’t see the campaign. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about and we don’t know where she’s coming from.' On the other hand, Jovovich is married to Three Musketeers 3D director Paul W.S. Anderson, so it’s hard to imagine she is completely clueless to how Summit marketed the film. Nevertheless, Summit points to awareness in the 80s as a sure sign that the movie was marketed adequately even if U.S. grosses were terrible. 'Wouldn’t you think she would call us first about this? It’s frustrating. it’s not the right way to behave. If she has a problem then come to the studio and talk about it.' Milla was tweeting on her flight to Japan where Three Musketeers 3D is debuting at the Tokyo International Film Festival." (Deadline)


"Which brings me to the latest fashionable vice, that of 'occupying' Wall Street. I’m all for it, but who’s gonna replace the crooks that are there now? Those Woodstock wannabes posing as Dickensian urchins who have occupied Zuccotti Park? These melodramatic young people have turned downtown into a pigsty. Wall Street should have ensured their own leaders had gone to jail after 2008, but that’s not how one does business there. Squealers in Wall Street are like stool pigeons in jail; they have a very limited shelf life. These “occupiers” may be well-intentioned, but they’re also professional protesters looking for publicity in the guise of pretending to change the world for the better. Basically it’s people who have the time to do this, sleep al fresco, play the guitar, give interviews to concerned-looking hacks, and smell bad.They might get even angrier if they knew about the park’s namesake. John Zuccotti was the city’s first deputy mayor and is head of Brookfield Properties, which owns the quasi-public park. He is a very affable man who lives quietly in Brooklyn and whose father was a very, very good friend of mine. Angelo Zuccotti was the most important man in New York society during the 1940s and 50s because it was he, as El Morocco’s maître d’, who decided where you sat once inside that high-society temple." (Taki Theodoracopoulos)



"Among the revelations in former CNN chairman Walter Isaacson‘s new biography of Steve Jobs, was that Jobs met his biological father Abdulfattah 'John' Jandali many years ago. But at the time, Jobs didn’t know Jandali was his father. And the father had no idea Jobs was his son. Isaacson tells the story to Steve Kroft for a '60 Minutes' story airing tomorrow, ahead of the book’s release Monday.
Jobs was already well-known for creating Apple when he met Jandali. Jobs had dined at a popular Silicon Valley Mediterranean restaurant 'once or twice' that Jandali owned. 'Everybody used to come there,' Jandali told Jobs’ sister, the novelist Mona Simpson. 'Even Steve Jobs used to eat there. Yeah, he was a great tipper.' But when Jobs learned more about his biological father, he made the decision not to meet him — and he never did." (TVNewser)


"IN this land of grandiose movie premieres, red-carpet nightclubs, klieg lights flashing across the sky and personal lives splattered across the tabloids, the most sought-after people in town had long sought refuge in a tree-shaded, coral-hued home on Lexington Road. For nearly 20 years, without a single velvet rope or red carpet in sight, Sue Mengers, a retired Hollywood agent, brought the biggest of names to her table for intimate Saturday night dinners that would often end past midnight in a haze of wine, smoke and gossip about movies, politics and the entertainment business. These were salons in their grandest tradition, the West Coast equivalent of the gatherings of politicians and news media titans in Georgetown or socialites and financiers on Fifth Avenue, though with a movie-screen sheen provided by someone who, until her death last week at age 79, adored and collected celebrities. Even in her retirement, Ms. Mengers’s home was a Hollywood showcase, a place for her to assemble — and show off — what it was she loved about her life as a Hollywood agent. 'My Twinklies!' she would call her stable of stars, as she consulted with Jack Nicholson or David Geffen or Lorne Michaels for help in drawing up the next guest list. In the days since her death, even prominent actors and entertainment magnates spoke in interviews of gawking across Ms. Mengers’s table at their fellow guests — actors, publishers, directors, newspaper columnists, writers, studio owners, essayists — as they shared a decidedly unpretentious dinner of brisket, chicken potpie, or sausage and peppers." (NYTimes)



"Yesterday, Playboy centerforl turned fashion designer CoCo Johnsen (and fun fact, former girlfriend of BIll Maher) presented her latest collection as part of L.A. Fashion Week. Pulling inspiration from Mahogany-era Diana Ross and Oscar de la Renta in the '70s, Johnson focused on fun textures, oversized bows and a playful necklines." (Papermag)



"When you finish a Neal Stephenson book, you feel like you've really accomplished something, except you also sometimes feel like you've taken a very long Greyhound bus ride and you're mostly very tired. So, about 30 days after its release, I have finally gotten through the 1056 pages of Reamde, which is his novel about how a computer virus messed up a credit card scam and a video game, which upset the Russian mob which then intruded upon a terror cell, drawing everyone into a giant international mess. The great stuff is so terrific! Particularly the asides, the thoughts on how minds work, on how the modern world treats us, and all that very 'now' stuff." (Choire Sicha)

Friday, October 21, 2011

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



"For Barack Obama and his national security team, the simultaneous fall of Sirte and the death of Muammar al-Qaddafi provide an important punctuation mark in their successful initiative to support Libyan rebels and bring an end to an odious dictatorship. The political benefits that accrue to the president at home will be modest. Domestic issues command the attention of American voters. What's more, the president's Republican opponents don't want to talk foreign-policy very much. And with good reason. The president's record is for the most part too good to take issue with. The president came into office promising to get the United States out of a disliked war in Iraq and has kept the promise. He came in promising to shift the focus to Afghanistan and finishing the business of decapitating al Qaeda. He did both. Bin Laden is dead. And we are committed to coming home from Afghanistan, too. While the administration's response to the first stirrings of rebellion in the Middle East -- in Iran -- was muddled and late, the overall approach has been constructive and the Libya chapter will stand out as a gamble that worked. Restoring relations with our European allies, engineering the 'pivot' in priorities to Asia cited by Secretary of State Clinton, and the recognition of the growing importance of dealing with emerging powers are all additional positive developments that are a credit to the president and his team. But more important than any political benefits that accrue to the president as a result of this successful outcome to the Libya effort is that it brings into focus an important shift in U.S. national security strategy, a doctrine that stands alongside Clinton's 'pivot' as one of the signature contributions of Obama and his security policymakers. Indeed, although I am reluctant to throw around the term 'doctrine' because it has become devalued through overuse, I believe it puts into focus what can and should be identified as the Obama Doctrine." (David Rothkoff)



"With Arab despots toppling at an unprecedented pace since January, a range of options for the final curtain have been tested, with Libya’s leader, Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi, typically, making the most dramatic exit with his gory death on Thursday. 'Qaddafism was a kind of cult,' Juan Cole, a University of Michigan history professor, said in describing the last stand in Colonel Qaddafi’s hometown, Surt, as the act of fanatics. 'They drank the Kool-Aid, and they were determined to die. It is their truth against the evil world.' Even before the uprisings, of course, Saddam Hussein had vowed to fight to the death. But the Iraqi strongman ended up hiding underground, in a six-foot spider hole, and was eventually hanged in 2006 after a trial, however predetermined the outcome. Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali of Tunisia, the first president who was forced out by popular outrage this year, back in January, chose exile in Saudi Arabia, where the ruling family will take virtually any Muslim.(Remember Idi Amin of Uganda?) But it is a difficult option for someone accustomed to being the center of attention; Mr. Ben Ali has not been heard from since.       " (NYTimes)


"Legendary music producer Rick Rubin is out at Columbia Records, amid a culture clash at the Sony Music label between the suits and the creatives, sources tell us -- but he may land on his feet at Warner Music Group. The grizzly-bearded Columbia co-chairman, the co-founder of Def Jam who discovered the Beastie Boys, has been missing at the label 'for months,' sources say, and he’ll be out officially in the next few weeks, before his contract expires in January. A feud has erupted between Rubin and co-chairman Steve Barnett, a business-minded executive, over who can take credit for the label’s biggest success, Adele, who sold more than 3 million records, and who should be blamed for disappointing sales of Beyoncé’s album '4,' in the eyes of new boss, Sony CEO Doug Morris. Rick has made it clear he hates the culture there,' one source said. “Steve is pushing him out the door. Steve wants everyone to know that he signed Adele, and Rick only produced a handful of tracks on the album.' Meanwhile, spies say Warner Music honcho Lyor Cohen was “all over” Rubin, who arrived in shorts and bare feet to a Def Jam reunion last Friday at the New York Public Library. Cohen, long a friend of Rubin, may pitch him a new production deal or an imprint. Rubin is currently producing Linkin Park and Kid Rock albums for Warner, and this didn’t sit well with Sony, which pays him millions to create hits for Columbia. Cohen declined to comment on any specific conversations with Rubin, described as 'the most important producer of the last 20 years,' but told us, 'We would be lucky to get him.' A music industry source added, “Rick Rubin is one of the greatest producers on the planet, he’s a creative genius. The mistake Sony/Columbia made was hiring him to be an executive. It’s like taking the Porsche to the dry cleaners.'" (PageSix)




"I went down to Michael’s to lunch. Midtown didn’t seem as frenetic as Wednesday. Michael’s was busy. In the bay the 'Harpies' were holding their every-other-monthly lunch. About eight or nine of them. I saw Barbara Walters, Maury Pearl, Jennifer Isham, Lisa Caputo, Cynthia McFadden, Nora Ephron, Beth Kseniak, Liz Smith and Peggy Siegal. All at the same table. And all of those girls can talk up a storm; all by nature of their professions as well as personalities, full of information. There was a lot of cross-table stuff going on. You know it’s interesting just from watching them talk to each other (I was trying to be subtle). No doubt some interesting tidbits were being passed around with the Cobb Salad and the Gravlax. The difference in the atmosphere of these particular round tables, between a group of ladies meeting for a social lunch, is palpable. Even different from the male version – the Della Femina / Imbers / Bergman / Kramer / Greenfield Gang. There it looks like the guys are having a good time and maybe a few laughs. Away from the desk or the office. Of course all I am telling is from observing, not attending, so you could say I don’t know what I’m talking about anyway. All of those girls at Table One live by deadlines and air times. They’re going round the clock, and some of them almost never sleep, or so it would seem.  They’ve been having this lunch for years. The first year they had their one and only male guest: George Clooney (he’d made a picture with J. Lo – remember that clunker?) The next one is their annual Christmas lunch on December 19th where they re-gift presents they’ve received and do not want. It’s the kind of thing you might imagine a harpie would do, no? They also bring great books to read and give them out to each other." (NYSocialDiary)



"Lindsay Lohan spent last weekend pursuing the lead singer of Foster the People. On Saturday, LiLo followed the hip band to West Hollywood’s Beverly Lounge, was seen lurking around frontman Mark Foster and tried to crash the band’s table. A spy said, 'Mark turned his back every time Lindsay came to the table to talk. He did not want to be associated with her.' The band did mingle with celebs including Nicky Hilton, Michael Bay and Dane Cook." (PageSix)
Jon Stewart on Quaddafi Death


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

AOL Huffington Post's Game Changer 100 Awards
The Governor via Caroline Torem Craig/ HotelFashionLand

This blogger was still thoroughly confused into the early morning about why some of the Occupy Wall Street protesters were shouting outside of last night's Huffington Post Game Changers ceremony until Dylan Stableford and Bucky Turko reminded me that Governor Cuomo, who let the millionaire's tax expire, was a speaker. Still, the protesters won't find greater allies in the world than the crowd gathered for last night's swishy dinner.

It was a wonderful event, jam-packed with media A-Listers, from Gayle King, gladhanding and back-slapping (Is Ms. King running for office in the near future?), to Jann Wenner, Brian Williams, Tom Freston and even Arianna herself as the evening's MC.

It is at these evening events -- dinners, philanthropy galas, ceremonies -- that some of the real power in this city is on display. Cuomo was introduced by his father, former Governor Mario Cuomo, early on in the evening. That's one way to guarantee an eloquent and non-controversial intro in a strange room. Cuomo then very cleverly pivoted Progressive during his speech. The room, of course, was very progressive, so Andrew Cuomo fed into the crowds ideology -- small d democrat 101. At one point someone behind me actually shouted "Cuomo for President!" Andrew has definitely learned the lessons of his father, unlike, say, George Bush the Younger. Both politicians were very influenced into running for higher office to right the wrong impressions their fathers made in their respective political eras. Of the two, however, Cuomo was more successful -- and, as a result, still rising and well-remembered.

And speaking of family, the Huffington Post is definitely making its yearly Game Changers dinner into something of a family event. Many of the same players -- Gayle King, for instance, Caroline Rhea -- from last year were front-and-center once again. There was also new blood added, more of the philanthropy of Hollywood wives this year and less beltway insider this year. Next year, clearly things will be more international.

This is also the second year that the Huffington post threw their Game Changers event at Skylight Soho at 275 Hudson ("#OccupySoho," jokes Arianna). The wonderful menu was also very much the same. Ariana joked from the podium that next year, because of the additions of international editions of HuffPo ("Le Huffington Post France"; Huffpo Spain), "we will need a lot of UN head phones and translators."  The Huffington Post has a year to figure out those logistics. And with the wonderful Mario Ruiz, their senior vice president of media relations, handling things, I don't doubt HuffPo will come up with an efficient, glitzy multiculti solution.

photo by Caroline Torem-Craig

Also spotted in the crowd: Robert Kennedy, Jr and his new squeeze actress Cheryl Hines (see above), Grace Hightower, the seriously gorgeous Cindy Leive, Dr. Oz, Naomi Wolf (before she was arrested), Matthew Modine, all six-feet four inches of Gabrielle Reece and Nora Effron. There was also a flawlessly-skinned Kim Kardashian, who appears to be veering into a somewhat political stage of her charmed life.

image via Billy Farrell Agency


I ended up gossiping and playing catch up with my old friend, the awesome photographer Caroline Torem Craig and also unsuccessfully trying to get these A-Listers to dance to the tunes of the awesome DJ. I tried (but A-Listers hardly ever dance); maybe next year?
Media-Whore D'Oeuvres


"Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is headed to Islamabad this week for what U.S. officials are billing as a last-ditch effort to patch up ties with Pakistan and urge the country's ruling generals to crack down on the Haqqani network, an Afghan insurgent group based in Pakistan's tribal areas that Washington is increasingly putting on par with al Qaeda and the Taliban as a threat to the United States.The recent drumbeat of stories about the Haqqanis began when Adm. Mike Mullen, then the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, called the Haqqanis 'a veritable arm of Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence agency.' Although less frequently mentioned, the Pakistanis are also providing sanctuary to the other main Afghan Taliban group, Taliban leader Mullah Omar's Quetta Shura, based in Baluchistan province to the south. But very little has been written about why the Pakistanis support these groups. What possible motive, after all, could they have for supporting forces that are engaged in a nasty guerrilla war against their ostensible American allies in Afghanistan? The reason is simple: The Pakistanis fear that if these Taliban forces are defeated, the United States will abandon the country, leaving behind what they believe will be a hostile Afghan government allied to their mortal enemy, India. And if Clinton fails to understand this dynamic, the latest bid to salvage what's left of U.S.-Pakistani ties will end in failure." (ForeignPolicy)


"Congressional conservatives are beginning to send a subtle but clear message about the Republican presidential nomination: If it’s Mitt Romney, they’ll get in line. In fact, some are now clambering to get there first. That’s a different tone than four years ago, when Romney’s candidacy was doomed by a record that includes one-time support for abortion rights, backing of partnership agreements for same-sex couples and the government-heavy health care law he passed in Massachusetts. He still faces questions from some Christian conservatives about his Mormon faith and, probably more damaging, about those past policy stances at odds with Republican orthodoxy. But the soft surge for Romney, which is gaining steam on Capitol Hill, comes as Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s flash has jumped into Herman Cain’s pan. The more Romney maintains his course with the environment shifting around him — Perry, Cain and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann all having taken turns as the anti-Romney candidate — the more he seems to be proving to political professionals that he can weather a grueling campaign against Barack Obama." (Politico)


"October through the end of the year are historically busy on the social calendar. NYSD is invited to many events mainly because so many are either commercial or philanthropic and all can use the publicity to get the word out ... It started early in the day: 7:30 am with Registration and Breakfast Buffet at the Rockefeller University Fall Breakfast Forum. The topic: Stem Cells: What These Lifelong Companions Can Teach Us about cancer, Aging, and Regenerative Medicine. Dr. Elaine Fuchs (Ph.D), Rebecca Lancefield Professor and Head of Laboratory of Mammalian Cell Biology and Development at RU, and host Marc Tessier-Lavigne Ph.D, President of the university. Then, last night: over at the Pierre, Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health held its inaugural gala. Public health challenges are emerging as urgent issues with a broad range of economic, social and political impacts. The School is attracting students who want to improve the health of the whole world. Recent Mailman School graduates who attended include Chelsea Clinton and Gail King's daughter Kirby Bumpus. Perri Peltz, the broadcast journalist, was gala co-chair. Perri is both a PhD student and a board member. Her new documentary on women’s health premieres this month on HBO." (NYSocialDiary)


"Last night, the stars gathered at the Lower East Side's lovely Landmark Theatre for the New York showing of Margin Call, a fantastically put-together drama based around one investment bank's bout with the Wall Street economic crisis of 2008. Upon the film's finish, the glamorous crowd migrated from the LES to the West Village's Boom Boom Room atop the Standard Hotel, where a chill and cheery after party was held in the movie's honor. The crowd was indeed set to celebrate -- Stanley Tucci and friends shared drinks in the VIP area, Simon Baker chuckled alongside director JC Chandor, and DJ Casey Coane spun Fleetwood Mac and Amy Winehouse to guests' delight ... On the hotel's roof, the petite Zoe Kravitz swapped stories (and later, a bit of spit) with Penn Badgley ... As we finished our chat with Badgley, we stumbled into the handsome Zachary Quinto, who's frequenting the headlines this week for nonchalantly coming out in an interview. Had Zach checked out Occupy Wall Street, given its perfect timing with the movie? 'I would go, if I felt the message that they clarified did actually resonate with me personally,' Quinto elegantly responded. 'But I'm inspired by their initiation and their purpose.'" (Papermag)

"On Friday afternoon, Chris Hayes was in his new office at 30 Rock, trying to reconcile two sets of data involving U.S. household debt. He wanted to make a chart to use on an upcoming episode of Up With Chris Hayes, his ambitious, month-old MSNBC show, and he had just half an hour before his guest spot on Martin Bashir. On his P.C. screen two fragments of a line graph did not quite meet. If one squinted, though, they fused into squiggle with two spikes, one in 1929, and one in 2007. 'It’s a pretty intensely evocative visual,' Mr. Hayes said, stripping down to a T-shirt and taking a sip of a Diet Snapple. Two months ago, Mr. Hayes was Rachel Maddow’s understudy. Now he’s anchoring his own show. Up With Chris Hayes, a two-hour weekend program, has added a healthy dose of opinion and analysis to lazy Saturday and Sunday mornings, when viewers have a slightly longer attention span than they can muster during prime time. At 32, he is the network’s youngest anchor, and as he hung his button-down shirt on a rack between a heather gray hoodie and a camera-ready blazer, he seemed even younger, like an NBC page getting off work. With black-rimmed glasses, a down-turning mouth and a messy side part, he actually resembles a cross between Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann—as if engineered in a lab in a network subbasement. And he’s every bit as loquacious and encyclopedic as you’d imagine their unholy progeny would be." (Observer)


"Unfortunately for Calvin Klein, there was no Red Bull being served at the Tribeca Grand Hotel last night, where the Cinema Society and DeLeón tequila unveiled Pedro Almódovar's latest, The Skin I Live In, from Sony Pictures Classics. But who needs stimulants when the film is such a shot in the arm? Briefly: Antonio Banderas stars as a twisted doctor who cultivates human skin in his at-home lab. He tests it (among other things) on the flawless Elena Anaya, who may be usurping Cruz as Almodovar's latest muse. (More of her, please, and soon.) It's gorgeous, subversive, perverse, and even a little cheeky—much like the crowd in the screening room. Reed Krakoff nuzzled with wife Delphine as Martha Stewart, Oscar de la Renta, Debbie Harry, Lisa Bonet, and Michael Cunningham (love your latest!) listened patiently as Almodóvar introduced the cast, the crew, his brother, et cetera ... Post-screening, Ingrid Sischy and Sandra Brant embraced their Montauk neighbor, Julian Schabel, before exiting into Tribeca, where the paparazzi awaited a moment with Parker Posey. Guests moseyed over (via taxi and Benz) to The Double Seven, where a coterie of chicsters like Debi Mazar, Patricia Clarkson, and Julian Lennon sidled up to the bar. In case you didn't notice, tequila is the new scotch .." (Fashionweekdaily)

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

That Hideous Ratio

Certainly a lot of the Palestinians freed today are murderers. Some are not. But the very idea that 1,000 + Palestinians were "traded' for one Israeli soldier sets a devastating precedent. It says, symbolically, that one Israeli is essentially worth 1,000 + Palestinians. It doesn't say that exactly, mind you, but that's the main takeaway. It is a hideous ratio.

And that is tremendously sad. Because the "leadership" -- and I use that term loosely -- in Hamas regards this as some sort of victory. This is "victory" in a very pre-Arab Spring sense; a 1970s version of reality. Pyrrhic, maybe. On the face of things it looks like the Israeli's are "suckers" for freeing so many Palestinians for only a single soldier. In the end, however, could one ever imagine Martin Luther King or Nelson Mandela ever making such a deal?

Of course not. The struggle for African-Americans was for equality, pure and simple. Human rights; dignity. There is no dignity in accepting a bargain where a Palestinian, in any way shape or state of grace, is existentially equivalent to one-thousandth of an Israeli. To accept such a Faustian bargain strengthens the "conventional wisdom," the stereotype -- a stereotype strengthened, one cannot fail to note, every time a suicide bomber self-detonates -- that Palestinian life, a non-West life, is not as existentially valuable as a Jewish, of a Western, life.

The Arab Spring movements, if they taught us anything -- influenced, incidentally, strongly by comparisons to the Western quality of life as spread by digital technology -- demanded a quality of life on par with those of Americans, or at least Americans before the Great Recession. The Arab Spring movements demand Arab life to be equal to Western life. Hamas is thinking 30 years in the post-colonial past.

So where is the Palestinian Nelson Mandela? No doubt she or he is suppressed somewhere in those terrible ghettos, the light nearly snuffed from their bright eyes. Why doesn't Israel promote such people, these possible leaders? I cannot accept the lie that responsible, charismatic non-violent leaders do not exist  in any way shape or form in the West Bank. More likely the present narrative -- where Palestinians are "irresponsible," "politically immature" and "violent" -- is more acceptable to the present leadership in Israel.

The status quo.

And so that hideous ratio remains, hanging over the Middle East.