"Ozzy Osbourne stopped by (The Howard Stern Show) to promote his new memoir, 'I Am Ozzy,' and Howard told him he'd never looked better. Ozzy responded that he's been watching his caloric intake: 'I exercise a lot and I don't drink alcohol.' Howard asked if Ozzy thought 'The Osbournes' reality show was a mistake, and Ozzy nodded ('Oh absolutely.') .. Howard went over the stories in Ozzy's book, including the time he had a conversation with Tommy Lee backstage – while a groupie was sucking Tommy off. Ozzy laughed: 'He's got like a baby's arm with a boxing glove at the end of it...he's talking to me as if he's like [not sure what Ozzy said here]...I'm looking down there, like, 'What?' He should have a license for that.' Ozzy said the Motley Crue guys were crazy: 'It was The Wild Bunch. They had no rules or anything...she [the groupie servicing Tommy] didn't seem to mind. She wasn't exactly putting up a fight...it was 'Caligula' on the road.' Ozzy went on to confirm several other stories in the book, including his inability to get erections, which he blamed anti-depressant medication, his exaggerated songwriting abilities ('I've never actually written a song...if there was a leader of Black Sabbath, it was Tommy [Iommi]. He's the one who wrote the riffs.'). (HowardStern/Rundown)
"The second of two strippers accused servicing the laps they danced upon has been cleared of all charges in a wacky Manhattan prostitution trial. 'I knew I did nothing wrong!' porn star Alexia Moore said, tearily, after court. "I just had to prove it!' Back before the 2007 police raid at Big Daddy Lou's Hot Lap Dance Club on W. 38th Street, Moore had been famous for her Thursday night girl-on-girl Lesbian floor shows with dancing partner Falynn Rodriguez. But an undercover vice cop -- posing as "Ricky," the international Mexican fabric trader -- had claimed that for the right price, the two would offer even more entertainment. During a week-long misdemeanor trial last week, 'Ricky' took the stand to describe reclining with the undies-clad Moore and Rodriguez on a red-draped bed in the club's 'Champagne Room -- ' a dim and dowdy little hovel with curtained 'walls' hung from 2-by-4s. 'Ricky' testified that it was there, post lap dance, with Rodriguez at her side, that Moore offered him a threesome for $5,000 -- but at a later date and a never-agreed-upon location, with only the promise that if he e-mailed her through her porn site, she'd 'get back to me.' No such e-mail ever happened, Ricky conceded in testimony." (NYPost)
"After Robin's news, Howard (Stern) walked over to SiriusXM's studio 2 to appear on Rosie O'Donnell's show – which was simulcast on Howard100 and SiriusXM Stars 102: 'Lotta women around here. No men, huh?' Rosie laughed: 'Just one. Pete.' Pete said hi, but Howard was obviously out of his element: 'You're making me nervous over here.' Howard congratulated on Rosie on her ability to leave programs – including both 'The View' as well as her own daytime chat show – when she felt done with them. Rosie said wasn't necessarily 'done' when she left the shows – it was that she'd made her goal amount of money: 'Once you hit that number, you're done.' Howard continued: "And that was $100 million?" Rosie nodded: 'That's right, buddy...as soon as I found out I had three-digit millions, I said to the money people, 'I never wanna see you again.'" (HowardStern)
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