My Love Jones For Fox TV's Laurie Duhe

Her legs are like twin sticks of dynamite thrown down from heaven. Her glossed lips inviting, ambrosal. I have a love jones for Fox tv's Laurie Duhe (that name BTW is highly suspect). How does someone that obscenely pretty get on tv? How am I supposed to think about War and Peace and the California fires when my heart is smouldering for Laurie Duhe?