Michael Musto Blind Item

In the age of Perez Hilton, Michael Musto has often wondered aloud whether or not he could still be vital and relevant when -- let's face it -- the gossip is now so ubiquitous and intense. Musto's Blind Items -- a yearly affair that goes back into the recesses of gossip history -- can hold their own. Like this incredibly strange morsel:

"Which daughter of a late socialite used to lube herself from head to toe in an attempt to seduce a Siberian husky? (The maid would find the daughter all scratched up and the dog traumatized, with a distended penis. She'd start frantically crossing herself.)

Mama says whaa-a-t?!