Kimora Lee Simmons' Most Expensive Hairpiece Ever Made



As much as this blog likes to poke fun at Russell Simmons -- and, Will someone please give him a robust multivitamin? -- we do admire, vaguely, his spirituality and his sense of philanthropy (whatever his dubious motives). It offsets the baroque ghetto-materialism that ensorcells his ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, who really is approaching maximum despicable.

Just when we thought Kimora's obnoxious and shallow hyper-materialism could not get any worse, she showed off her latest bling -- on the ultra-vapid E! television's Oscar night, no less! -- a million dollar fucking hairpiece. ''It's a million-dollar hairpiece," she told investigative journalist Giuliani Rancic. "It's the most expensive hairpiece ever made."

Charmed, I'm sure (Averted Gaze).