Media-Whore D'Oevres



"The Oscar movies we're being treated to this year are so dark you can practically make truffles out of them. Fresh off surviving the Spanish Inquisition in Goya's Ghosts and septuagenarian sex in Love in the Time of Cholera, Javier Bardem endures a bad haircut in No Country for Old Men, giving a mesmerizing performance as the coldest-blooded killer since Linda Stein's assistant wielded Pilates equipment." (Musto)