Enhanced missle ready for deployment. (image via aol)
Dis-fucking-gusting. Rhetorical gassbag Rush Limbaugh sex life should be, to paraphrase Hobbes, "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) The man sweats broth. Anyone ambitious enough to "tap that ass" in order to advance their career should be spared excessive degragation. Unfortunately, the pharmaceutical advancement fucks the whole shit up. Viagra can be evil in the wrong sweaty hands. From CNN:
"-- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription."
Let's hope that this Hideous Alchemy arose -- no pun intended -- after the Daryn Kagan entanglement. Otherwise, we send our deepest condolences to the ambitious CNN anchor.
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