Thursday, June 29, 2006

Pharell Williams' Gay Shakedown



(image via michaelballard)

Pharrell Williams, best known for being unable to keep up with the sexual appetites of Jade Jagger (see: The Corsair wouldn't have that problem), has issues. Allow us to enumerate. According to Fashionweekdaily:

"Pharrell Williams appreciates women of all shapes and sizes and men of all sexual orientations. A note, however, to the dapper dandies: don�t get too close to him while he�s working. At Sunday night�s highly anticipated GQ bash toasting the spring 2007 collections, a gaggle of well-dressed industry and PR types of the male persuasion convened at Umanitaria and its outdoor garden for a special concert by the fashionable artist�and star of the fall Louis Vuitton ad campaigns.

"The boiling temperature must�ve gotten to Williams, because he allegedly asked his bodyguards to start asking the men in the audience to step aside and to start bringing in more female guests. 'Apparently there were too many men surrounding Pharrell,' said one female attendee. 'Everyone�s been talking about it. It was a gay shakedown.'"

In the immortal words of Bob Segar, "Break-down take down you're busted."

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