"Miscommunication, my good man. I offered Britney some 'Marijuana,' she misheard me, and answered, '... Of course, I wanna.' So I guess I owe it all to the Bubonic Chronic." (image via ohnotheydidnt)
Do you suppose that when Mischa kisses Nicole Ritchie it inadvertently makes the fragile sound of two errant fishbones coming into brief contact in a bowl of bouillabasse? (image via justjared)
Why spoil this moment with words? (image via nysocialdiary)
Bill Gates only had me whipped once. (Gravely) I wasn't keeping my dance steps in lock-and-pop with his clapping. It was totally my fault. (image via justjared)
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