Naomi and The Prince of Dubai



.. Positively fucky. (image via pub.tv2)

Shady royalty, it seems, are back in style for supermodels (In Oman, they prefer high class hookers). We've followed Naomi, one of the great beauties of our age, through the pages of Vogue, all up in Usher's business, between Robbie Williams' sweaty sheets, proximate to San Francisco's ex-Mayor "Downtown" Willie Brown, and -- as a partial recap -- with seedy Klum-impregnator, Flavio Briatore. (Averted Gaze)

God help us: We love this crazy, high-octaine, gizmo-tossing bitch. Now, according to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"MAN-eating catwalk queen Naomi Campbell has another victim in her claws: the Prince of Dubai. The two are vacationing in Sweden and last week stayed at the Grand Hotel, the most expensive place in Stockholm. On Wednesday night the two were snapped by paparazzi at the Plaza Club after 'they had had a lot of drinks,' said our spy."

And afterwards, we imagine (in the quiet of our souls), lots of rough, open-hand slapping sex.