Paris Hilton can't Find a Suitor

A porn tape, a sordid reality TV career, a history of racism, fame for doing absolutely nothing, a possible venereal disease -- these, apparently, are not reasons that Paris Hilton does not have a high profile suitor. According to Page Six:

"Stavros Niarchos, Vito Schnabel and Alex Dellal were also hosts of the Dom Perignon Luminous-sponsored bash, and they brought a hard-charging crowd: Paris and Nicky Hilton danced on a table next to Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld and Brandon Davis.

"But Paris was overheard grousing in a bathroom there were no potential suitors, because, 'All the guys are, like, 100 years old.'"

Yeah, that's the reason.