Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Jared Leto = So Not Cool



(image via celebrity-exchange)

Was it 17th Century British metaphysical poet Richard Lovelace who said, "Guyliner does not a cool dude make, nor iron bars a cage"? It wasn't? It's so true, though. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"EYELINER-loving Jared Leto injured not only his face during a 30 Seconds to Mars concert in El Paso, Texas, last Thursday night - our spies said his pride is hurt as well. Reports of the actor/rocker's broken nose and injured foot emerged yesterday, but our sources said it was a stage leap - not a mad rush of fans - that caused his bruises. 'He flung himself directly off the stage into the crowd,' said our spy, 'and nobody in the crowd caught him.'"

Jared Leto is not someone to be tossed aside lightly. He must be thrown with great force.

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