Saturday, March 03, 2007

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...





During the nups of Elizabeth Hurley to multimilionaire-sugarpoppa Arun Nayer we're fairly sure that the "for poorer" passage was met with an Exaggerated cough of feigned detachment on her part. (image via wireimage)



Former wrestler/valet "Virgil," at WonderCon, mingling with the stormtroopers, proving once and for all it is possible to be an African-American geek. A rare instance, to be sure, but squarely within the realm of possibility. (image via wireimage)



Hollwood bottomfeeder Wilmer Valderama unveils his new fashion line. Let's hope the shirts are made of industrial grade oil absorbents, considering the calbre of Satyr that admire all things Wilmer. (image via wireimage)



Don't ask us, we're still trying to figure out how the massive, "Summer Squash"-sized head of crooner/comedian John Mayer attracted Jessica Simpson, even on the rebound. (image via wireimage)

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