Developing: Josh Harnett is NOT Orlando Bloom



Danish pastry... mmm.

Apologies keen-eyed Corsair readers, Josh Harnett is NOT Orlando Bloom, as we got mixed up last week (Over who made time with Helena Christenson and Penelope Cruz). How does one distinguish these milqutoasts? Well, according to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"According to multiple witnesses, Hartnett did play a role in cooling down an argument inside Whiskey Ward at 2 a.m. But by closing time early Sunday morning, when the boys took their rumble outside, the actor stood quietly by, we're told.

"'At about 4:15, a group of guys jumped [a fellow patron],' said a female witness to the incident. "They threw him to ground and kicked him. And Josh was just standing by and watching," said the observer, who recounts that the whole fight lasted about four or five minutes.

"Friends of Hartnett, along with his reps, denied that account, and said he tried to stop the fight by loudly saying, 'Everyone just relax and grow up.' His pals also claim the other guys were the aggressors, and that one of them 'cold-clocked' a member of the actor's crew in the head.

"But witnesses for the other side said Hartnett's friends 'were aggressive jerks.'"

He's a lover, not a fighter. As, we take it, is Josh Harnett, who likes his women and his coffee, with "Danish Pastry".