Tom Ford's Hearts Penis



Tom Ford, sucking on a fembot. (image via trendencias)

Wasn't Tom Ford supposed to, like, radically alter the landscape of Hollywood? Why then are we still arguing over Tom Ford his latest luxury business concoctions? Didn't we say goodbye to Tom Ford on the Rive Gauche catwalk? Shouldn't Tom Ford be making his very own Blue Velvet instead of languishing over the man-spicy musk that is Black Orchid?

And yet, here we are, you and I -- debating another Tom Ford creation that's not on the silver screen. This time it's his shitty little stinker of a scent (The Corsair lights a Macanudo Prince Philip Jade), which, according to those intrepid Page Sixxies, smells like wenis:

"THAT Tom Ford specifically asked executives at Estée Lauder to have his new Black Orchid fragrance smell 'like a man's crotch.'"

To each his own. We prefer Honore de Balzac, he just likes Balls Sac. -- Which (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) might explain this: According to NewYorkMag:

"Tom Ford may have just launched an expensive perfume called Black Orchid, but he’s really a fan of B.O. 'I don’t wear deodorant,' he said at the fragrance’s Top of the Rock launch party. 'I don’t! I actually love the way that human beings smell. And I love the way my dog’s ears smell. My smell is a little sweat, a little dog.' As clouds of Black Orchid were pumped into the crowd, he continued, 'I think a lot of us have gotten so weird about it, especially Americans. Americans love to, like, wash away all trace of human smell. I like human smell. It’s what makes us attracted to each other.'"

You ... (Averted Gaze) do your thing Tom Ford, you ... Do Your Thing.