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Ethan Hawke looking, as per usual in dire need of a bath. (image via wireimage)



Just what is it about Wilmer Valderama that suggests dead hookers and lime pits? (image via wireimage)




Hacky, wooden actress Amanda Peet mistakenly veers into an "emotional space," for which she promptly apologized and returned to her scenery-chewing impersonation of a petrified forest. (image via wireimage)



And, we imagine, along that flamboyant little Ocean Drive are "chocolate starfish." (image via justjared)