Saturday, September 30, 2006

Nick's Bitter Taste


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Proto-Lunkhead Nick Carter, an animated yet uninteresting hunk of beef to be sure, is at it again, waxing nostalgic about the time when he was interesting by proxy as to whom he was fucking (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"NICK Carter says he decided to fight fire with fire when he learned that Paris Hilton was rampantly cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fianc�, Chad Michael Murray - so he waited until she jetted off to Australia and then jumped into bed with Ashlee Simpson.

"' ... So I brought it up to her and said, 'You know what I did, and now it's your turn. Why don't you tell me what you did.' And she goes, 'I never did anything! I never cheated on you.' I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it [bleep]ing bitch-face comes back.'

"Carter, 26, told us he has no regrets, but still has a bitter taste in his mouth about Hilton."

And, no doubt, a burning sensation about the genitalia. We cannot fail to note Nick Carter's arrest in January 2002, which, according to TheSmokingGun, went a little like this

"While we feel for poor Nick, The Smoking Gun has to laugh at the Backstreet Boy's public meltdown after police decided to arrest the apparently tipsy singer. TSG spoke Thursday afternoon with Jennifer Guggino, a 21-year-old Brandon, Florida woman present at the time of Carter's bust (and who is listed as the lone civilian witness in the Tampa police report). Guggino, who told TSG she was standing close to Carter when police asked him to leave, gave this account of his subsequent bust:

"'The cops arrested him, put him in handcuffs, and then put him in the police car. Nick wasn't belligerent, but he started bawling. He said, 'You just want to arrest a Backstreet Boy. I've never been arrested. I don't know what to do!' He was crying hard. Tears were streaming down his face. People were laughing at him. The cops were chuckling.'

"Guggino added that as Carter--whom she described as an acquaintance--sat in the police cruiser, she approached the weepy Backstreet Boy and asked him why he was crying. He answered, 'It's okay to cry,' she recalled."

Yeah, like we thought: Little bitch!

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