
We're pretty sure that The Donald has broken to pieces Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation here (image via yahoo.news)

Pink: with ... black fringes; Charmed, I'm sure. (image via ohnotheydidnt)
"If you leave me now/ You'll take away the biggest part of me/ Ooo oh, no, baby please don't go"














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In: Jeff Zucker. Never bet against Kurt Andersen, who predicted -- against the prevailing conventional wisdom of the chattering classes -- that NBC's Jeff Zucker would get kicked upstairs. And he did.
Still, we are somewhat baffled as to how a man gets a promotion for declining primetime ratings (Can someone say: Joey?). Plus, what about all those reports of Zucker's immanent decline?
Whatever. According to Bill Carter of the Old Gray Lady:
"The implications of Mr. Zucker's promotion were clear: Mr. Wright and the G.E. chairman, Jeffrey R. Immelt, have designated him as NBC's second-in-command.
"Mr. Zucker, who had been on a different floor from Mr. Wright, will move his office to the 52nd floor of the NBC headquarters in Rockefeller Plaza, Mr. Wright's location.
"NBC's announcement yesterday did not address the implications. The announcement was couched in terms of a realignment of NBC's television management in anticipation of more rapid changes in how TV content is sold and distributed.
"When asked if the changes meant that Mr. Zucker was now positioned as his successor, Mr. Wright said jokingly, 'Absolutely; all he has to do is survive 2006, 2007 and so forth.' But he did not dispute the notion that the promotion put Mr. Zucker, who is 40, in line behind him."
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Out: President Yoweri Museveni. President Museveni is the best President in Uganda's history; Museveni represents stability. He has brought the country from the brink of economic collapse (Courtesy of Idi Amin's pathological tyranny) to a culture of modest growth with expansive democractic reforms (A robust free press, elections, etc).
That is why we were quite astonished to hear that after promising that he wouldn't run again -- after 19 years in power -- Museveni has decided to do so.
The Wagnerian ring of power, alas, is difficult to slip off. According Reuters:
"The party of Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni formally nominated him on Thursday to stand in 2006 elections, which the opposition says are already tainted by the jailing of his main rival.
"Last month's arrest of Kizza Besigye -- the biggest challenger to Museveni's 19 years in power -- has alarmed foreign donors and thrown Ugandan politics into turmoil ahead of polls due to be held in the east African state by mid-March.
"Wearing a dark suit, yellow tie and baseball cap, Museveni was cheered by fans as he walked with his wife and officials of the ruling Movement party into a stadium near the capital Kampala where electoral authorities received nominations.
"Once feted by the West and hailed as a new breed of African leader for his economic reforms and strides against HIV/AIDS, critics say Museveni is now showing traits of the continent's old-fashioned 'Big Men.'"
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In: A Bush-McCain Alliance. The President's ceding of moral and ideological ground on the torture debate to Senator McCain suggests that, as The Corsair wrote a week or so ago, a McCain-Bush alliance is in the nascent stages. The President is, arguably, not as simple as he is made out to be in the Establishment Media. The alliance with Senator John McCain suggests an "Golden Gut" of political shrewdness. There is no doubt that post-Katrina, post-Murtha, post-quasi-lame duck, post- polling in the high 30s approval ratings, the President is aware -- with crystal clarity -- that his legacy will be Iraq.
That having been said, in his present battered political condition, there is no one better to carry on the Bush legacy than Senator John McCain.
Why? One, John McCain is a true believer in the Iraqi project. McCain supported the war, has supported the aftermath, supports, like Murtha, the troops, and he will follow up -- if elected President, with help from George Bush's base -- with protecting a unified Iraq as a central front in the global war on terror. This is precisely what The President wants to secure his legacy; no one else can guarantee it beeter than McCain.
Two, Senator John McCain is beloved by the media. It is not enough that one wants to be a wartime Winston Churchill sort of leader, that glorious boycrush of all politicans in the West. One must be, in addition to Churchillian, an effective communicator. The President may have made the calculation -- or, perhaps he spied the late night comedy shows -- that he is not an effective natural communicator. McCain is; he exudes the gravitas of High Politics. McCain would be the other half of the BushPresidency-Iraq equation, the piece that wins over, or at least wins favorable coverage, from the media elite.
Three: John McCain has paid his dues. The Republican Party is, eo ipso, a party of clear hierarchies (Can someone say: Dole?). The opaqueness surrounding the 2000 South Carolina primary notwithstanding, Senator McCain has stood loyally at the President's side, occasionally even planting a manly kiss at his cheek. McCain also reportedly turned down John Kerry's quixotic cross-party offer of Vice President, instead supporting Bush-Cheney.
Four: A Bush-McCain alliance, covering the right and the center, guarantees deep Democratic Party headaches in 2008. But it doesn't guarantee that Tom Tancredo cannot run to McCain's right, possibly as an independent -- Reform Party? -- and thus elect a Democrat President.








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In: Harvey Weinstein. Six Flags has signed on Big Harv to their Board of Directors. He kicked ass at the Golden Globes nominations( Which, although admittedly oily, are momentum into Oscar season). 74 days in business and The Weinstein Company gets 8 Golden Globe nominations.
When not commenting on the fuckability of Samantha Morton, Harv was -- reportedly -- a great influence on Jack Black's portrayal of the oily Carl Denham in King Kong.According to Liz Smith:
"He is the head of the spanking new Weinstein Co., reacting to nods for Transamerica, Mrs. Henderson Presents and The Matador.
"Of his new life, the once derailed, terrible-tempered Mr. Big of independents says, 'I am calmer, better. After almost three years of soap opera with my previous business partners, I am feeling the excitement of a fantastic freedom. Disney's Bob Iger and I have a wonderful relationship. The pressure's down. And I think even the people who work for me every day would say I'm in a less tumultuous frame of mind.'"
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Out: Paris Hilton. The ink had barely dried on the dog magazine press release which scored Paris Hilton as the worst pet owner in the known cosmos before the amateur porn star issued her own sentimental "Fuck You Very Much" back at them.
Paris, if you don't already know, has become a pet-parent again, adopting two puppies. (A considerable pause) Obviously, in a past life, those puppies were brutal African dictators. Karma's a bitch, you see. According to Hello!Magazine:
"Accompanied by her little sister Nicky, the reality TV star hit the city's shops carrying the tiny canines. And her furry friends may soon be making key decisions for the 24-year-old. Paris has said she relies on her Chihuahua Tinkerbell to approve new suitors."
You're going to die, puppy! (image via hello!magazine)
"'If Tink likes a guy, I know they're good,' she once revealed. The blonde beauty, who also counts a ferret, a goat and a kinkajou aong her menagerie, is so attached to her pets she once tried to board a plane with the animals after a shopping spree in Las Vegas. Unimpressed flight attendants directed her to the nearest car hire to make the six-hour drive home to California."
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In: David Patrick Columbia. We like it especially when our favorite social chronicler mixes in the personal and all things societal. David Patrick Columbia doesn't disappoint in today's NYSocialDiary:
"I walked a few more blocks in the freezing cold to the townhouse of Arthur Altschul who dates Patricia Duff. They were having a big holiday cocktail party. Mr. Altschul is related to the prominent Lehman family here in New York, one of the distinguished 'Our Crowd' families.
"There were a number of the relatives among the guests. It was interesting because dynasties are always interesting.The party was on two floors. On the first floor was a bar overlooking the back patio of the house which features a waterfall. The bartender in black tie was serving pink champagne. Excellent. Other waiters in white jackets were passing the hors d�oeuvres. I saw several people I recognized including Richard Meier the architect ... Mort Zuckerman, Richard Cohen, the political columnist ... Alexandra and Arthur Schlesinger Jr., Katrina vanden Heuvel and many more who looked very familiar but whom I don�t know.
"Ms. Duff has long been active in political circles and so there were, no doubt, a lot of politcal personalities and/or commentators there.
"It was one of those cocktail parties where I thought I�d stop in and say hello and turn around and leave. But it turned out to be one of those parties where everyone was in a chatty and friendly mood, so there was all kinds of talking to people I�d never met before. Jay Cantor is the man who gave me and JH a tour of the Jay Gould house 'Lyndhurst' last summer up in Irvington on the Hudson. We ended up talking about writers. He asked me if I�d ever read David Sedaris who has a new book out. No, I hadn�t. So as he was leaving, Jay handed me paperback of a Sedaris book called Holidays on Ice. Frankly I never thought I�d even open it since humor writers are not my priority.Then about nine o�clock I decided I needed to get home, so I left, with my book. I couldn�t find a taxi so I decided to take a bus up Third Avenue.
"Once in my seat, I opened Holidays On Ice. The first part is about the author applying for a job as an elf at holiday time at Macy�s. It was hysterical. I was laughing out loud all the way up Third Avenue. The kind of laughing where you know other people are looking at you and either thinking you�re nuts or wondering what you�re reading that�s so funny. A perfect holiday cocktail party."




















