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Sweetface? Nice tush. Honey mouthed Louisiana crooner Harry Connick, Jr. appreciates JLo's substantial "rear cushioning." (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)
Who doesn't? According to the 3AM Girls:
"WHAT'S up with actor and jazzer Harry Connick Jr? His midlife crisis appeared to be raging when he admitted he finds it impossible to tear his eyes away from the ample buttocks of Jennifer Lopez, 35.
"He gasped: 'I am telling you, when you see her from the back you just... it's like eating too much pecan pie. Everything slows down and you can't respond to people.'"
(A considerable pause) We prefer to use as the food metaphor the hearty "Arroz Con Pollo," or (Sniffs haughtily), at the very least, keeping it real (And really regional), "Gumbo," when speaking of her bountious endowments, but, we suppose, in some far-off island of misfit toys, Pecan Pie is a vaguely copacetic symbol for the nobility of that sweet Nuyorican ass. (Averted Gaze)
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