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"If your best selling books helped pay off your law school student loans can you guestimate for me how many more it will take to pay off the present US debt to China?" (image via cbsnews)
The Kissinger's of New York appear confused and profoundly disappointed upon being informed that the blood of Third World orphans will no longer be served at State dinners. (image via cbsnews)
James Brolin is not so much Barbara Streisand's boytoy as her silver marionette. (image via cbsnews)
The US Secret service politely declined Jackie Chan's various bloodthirsty offers to "rough up ninja style" any would-be gatecrashers throughout the evening. (image via cbsnews)