Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin



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So, you don't know much about McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska? Well, we put together a bunch of "fun facts" about the person who may become the second most powerful person in the free world:

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't want to be buried in a pet sematary.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin likes to drive real fast, roll down the windows and sing along to Laura Nyro.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin thinks that Cajun accents are more than a little bit "rapey."

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin studied Ninjutsu in the Far East before becoming governor.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin prefers marmalade to preserves.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does not want to be in a world without the music of Peabo Bryson.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin likes to wind down with a can of cream soda and "The Very Best of Chicago"

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin neither sweats nor glistens. She bedazzles.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin agrees with Gore Vidal that Solzentitsyn's fiction is vastly overrated.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can stun a yak at 30 paces.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does not particularly care for the consistency of cooked okra.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's glasses are prescription beer goggles.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin likes a man in a Jheri Curl.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin likes beige M & Ms.

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