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Evidently, Paris is still burning. (image via ohnotheydidnt)



"No, sir, I did not shoot Bubbles the Chimp after catching him comitting 'acts' with my bleached son." (image via wireimage)



"Enough about finding a billionaire with a heart murmur, Mom; we've exhausted that topic to the max. I really want to know what your opinion is on the upcoming Palestinian elections."(image via nysocialdiary)



... A mind is a terrible thing to baste. (image via thecobrasnake)



Although she frequently appears on Lifetime, her marriage schedule occupies a considerably shorter timeframe, if you know what I mean. (image via AP/yahoo)



We don't know who this is. We've never met him. He may be named Chad, or Chet, or some such similarly evocative sobriquet of Imperialism and rugby and date rape. Dig this: We just really want to slap him in his insolent face. Slap him with significant and sonorous force. Are you with us on this? (image via thecobrasnake)