Monday, November 29, 2004

Bill Maher Sex Suit

As you can imagine, a Bill Maher sex suit is an ugly thing to behold unfolding in the media. All that past-their-prime coitus being litigated and debated. The image of a spread eagle (Eew) Maher commingling his vast expanses of saggy untanned flesh with that sleazy "Coco (no, really, the copper wire Raggedy Anne hairdo-thingie really --Averted Gaze-- really 'rocks-our-world' so to speak)," who, quite frankly looks not unlike a very strung out Jet Magazine (or maybe Players Magazine, to be more accurate -- don't ask me how I know about that) centerfold, circa, oh, maybe 1978 (Keep on Truckin!), is disturbing to say the very least. And the less spoken of this unfortunate episode ...

Couldn't Bill get/hire a higher caliber of skank?

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theSmokingGun "fills in the gaps," if you'll excuse the pun:

"Denying an ex-girlfriend's legal claim that he used racial slurs and assaulted her, comedian Bill Maher has fired back at the woman,"

-- And, are we sure this is actually a woman? I'm just saying ... you saw the picture. You know where I'm coming from.

" ... describing her as a would-be extortionist who launched a campaign to embarrass and humiliate the HBO star after the demise of the pair's ten-month relationship. In the below Los Angeles Superior Court filing, Maher--described as a 'confirmed bachelor, and a very public one at that'--alleges that Nancy Johnson fabricated claims that he physically and verbally abused her. In a $9 million palimony lawsuit, Johnson, a centerfold model and former flight attendant also known as Coco Johnsen,"

--Okay, your girlfriend, a grown woman, has an alias; what's was wrong with Maher's critical reasoning here? Hello? An alias is to criminal enterprise like a "triple name" -- i.e. John Wayne Gacy -- is to serial killing. Everyone knows that.

" ... claimed that Maher also promised to marry and have children with her, support her financially, and purchase a Beverly Hills home. Portraying himself as Johnson's 'latest victim,' the 48-year-old Maher contends that the woman's 'modus operandi' is to try and shake down former consorts. One of her prior 'unscrupulous schemes,' Maher alleged, involved a 1997 shakedown bid targeting a Miami socialite whom Johnson falsely accused of rape and kidnapping."

The Miami socialite was supposed to "babysit" her, but his girlfriend came home. Fellini couldn't have concocted a more convoluted plot. Here.

Livin La Vida Loca


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