Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Angelina Jolie: "Brad's a great kisser"


Joanne Nathan interviews 29 year old MILF Angelina Jolie for, of all places, that significant cultural artifact, Star Magazine. "I'm going to accept Cambodian citizenship," says Jolie at one point (The Corsair makes impromptu Cambodian reservations), "and hang out with my baby." Joanne Nathan is like some rabid wolverine-pit bull mix from Hell in this interview, plowing into the untold depths of Jolie's sex life employing all sorts of inappropriate lines of questioning. It's fucking beautiful. We truly heart you Joanne Nathan, from the bottom of our stalker heart.

Joanne Nathan:Does Colin live up to his bad-boy rep?

Angelina Jolie: I wasn't there in the middle of the night! We didn't hang out together much, with the exception of a few nights when we'd all go out to dinner. Most of the time I was with my son Maddox.

Nathan:True or false: Did you have an affair with Colin?

Jolie: Completely, utterly false. I get linked with every co-star I work with. He's a great guy, but there was no affair.

Nathan:What about the time when you and Colin went on that camel ride?

Angelina: That's true, we did go on a camel ride, but that was also with Maddox, so it wasn't exactly a night of wild and crazy drinking! Not with me, anyway [laughs].

Nathan:You just worked with Brad Pitt. Who's a better kisser, Colin or Brad?

Angelina: Well, Brad and I play husband and wife, so there's some kissing... all I'll say is, Brad's a great kisser, and I'm sure Colin is too. They both know what they're doing in that department.

Nathan:Do you think you'll get married again?

Angelina: It would take a lot for me to even consider marriage. I think it's wonderful when there's a dad in the house, but I think it's better to have no one than the wrong person. And I don't want to make another mistake [sighs]. But never say never.

Nathan:What do you wear to bed?

Angelina: Nothing. I like to sleep naked.

Read the rest of the interview here. The Corsair's head just exploded.

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